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What? His software engineering skills?
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I live in California, we had to smog test our cars every 2 years since 1976, but now with the new OBD2 cars, we don't have to smog them anymore.
I thought what VW did was brilliant from a consumer point of view. But now the cars are illegal in California.
Thanks for the compliment, hope it helps someone.
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Almost without exception if they were dead, I laughed, if they were living, meh. I think comedy was so much better in days of yore.
Brent
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Or maybe you're just a morbid f***er who likes the fact that they are dead?
Just kidding of course...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Would this be a bad time to tell you that they seriously messed up the order and attributed all the jokes to the wrong people then?
Nah, not really, but I very much doubt you'd have had the same correlation if you didn't see the attributions until the end of the list!
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"'A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.'"
Bill Murray (September 21 1950-)
AWESOME
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Followed the link, read the first one, closed the window.
There's no way I'm gonna load 100 different pages just in case there's something that's not as dated.
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Well, you could just click the View All button. Or carry on being a curmudgeonly old git. Choices, choices...
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Well, you could just click the View All button
I did. That just brings up a grid of images and no text is actually visible.
R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Or carry on being a curmudgeonly old git. Choices, choices
What if I enjoy being a curmudgeonly old git?
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dandy72 wrote: I did. That just brings up a grid of images and no text is actually visible.
There's no helping you...
dandy72 wrote: What if I enjoy being a curmudgeonly old git?
I think we already know the answer to that...
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: I think we already know the answer to that...
Yes!!!! I win again!
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Apparently the pair of you have given me Linkedin endorsements for "Nuclear Physics"!
Um...possibly some mistake here...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It is hard to resist the temptation to join the party
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's nothing. I just received a copy of my official university transcript and found out I have a BS degree in Electrical Engineering. Thst's all BS, but interesting. I never majored in Electrical Engineering. I guess I can claim to have a BSEE, but it woiuld only take s few seconds to unmask me as incompetent in EE.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Put it on your resume as an "Honorary Degree".
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And I still wait for my CP Linkedin group approval
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Pay no attention to the black van parked on the other side of the street
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Is there anyone here who has experience with Udemy[^]?
It has a lot of courses on a lot of subjects, including IT, and prices ranging from free to €327 ( ).
Is it worth it? Should I get an account and check out some (free) courses?
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Our PM has (t)asked me the following:
He wants a weekly status report email from everyone every Friday. This will include a Word document per person on work that they've accomplished every week. He would like to automate a summary report as well that shows who sent him what and when (and who didn't). We're currently doing it manually. Save attachment per person and update Excel status list.
Does anyone know of a tool that will help automate that? I thought about creating a custom email, task, or journal form in Outlook that will collect that info, but I'm not very familiar with Outlook's capabilities.
Any pointers would be greatly appreciated!
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:
Does anyone know of a tool that will help automate that?
A hammer.
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I never finish anyth
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I'm surprised your PM didn't ask for the cover sheet on your TPS report.
On a serious note, you can try some tools like "TaskCoach" or "ToDoList" that might help. I know that "ToDoList" can send an email with information you select. I would think Outlook would have something for this.
Makes me wonder what the PM is really doing with all of those reports. I had to do this at one company and I pretty much made up items and no one ever noticed.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
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