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Walking is pretty much autonomic; you don't have to focus on it to do it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Unless you have a disability that affects walking and then you focus on walking almost 100% of the time, I suppose. 
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**SLAP!**
Serious replies do not belong in the Lounge!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: Serious replies do not belong in the Lounge!
Exactly, we are a bunch of shallow, has been jesters! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Yeah. I know. Wasn't trying to be serious, but it happened. I gave myself 50 lashings and no bacon for a week - I have been punished.  
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The lashings are perhaps less than are appropriate, but a baconless week is taking the punishment far too far.
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For some people it's not. They may be completely normal walking around. That is, until you put a piece of gum in their mouths. Then walking becomes a challenge.
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I've noticed that a lot of Americans practice that a lot, before they get it right.
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You have to chew and walk in syncronized motion 
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Unless you have plantar fasciitis.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Isn't that the sequel to Candy Crush Saga?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Something like that.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I thought it was dry-roasted nuts, so I can see why you'd pay attention to how you walk.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If she's doing that consciously, she want locking up!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Car dangles from power lines after Tennessee crash | Fox News[^]
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Officials wrote: no indication alcohol or drugs were involved in the crash.
So...just total stupidity then? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Either that, or she saw someone texting, and lost control of the car while trying to call it in to the Oberleutnant
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OriginalGriff wrote: just total stupidity then?
Or mad skills. You try and do it intentionally. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Sure!
Can I borrow your car?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As a kid, I remember wondering if it were possible. It reminds me of a scene from 'The Gods Must be Crazy'. Anybody know what I'm referring to? 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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So you're the one that watched that film? 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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kmoorevs wrote: 'The Gods Must be Crazy'. Anybody know what I'm referring to?
I vaguely remember the film - is it the one where a pilot throws a coke bottle out of a light aircraft and some chap on the ground picks it up(or does it hit him on the head?)?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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That's the one. I can't remember if it hits him in the head, but the tribe eventually associate bad events with it's arrival. The gist of the film is an indigenous chap's journey to return the bottle to the 'gods' in the nearest city. The scene in question was the result of a land rover getting winched from a river or something and pulling itself up into a tree.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Oh, come on Fox. Where's the punchline ...?
News on the wire is that the driver is recovering from shock!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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