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Still don't, but don't explain it. It's never funny if you have to explain it.
Pat O
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Mark_Wallace wrote: And try to get the joke, for Heaven's sake! Ding! we have a winner!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Comes in at under 140,000 characters, so post it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Software Development is for people who have a life and imagination. It's not for twitter-heads.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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... a great way to meet girls. Girls who signed up for a programming class accidently. And then realized that they couldn't do it (note that this does not include the great many female developers who actually rock!). Then realized that there were a bunch of guys eager to help them.
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If only that would have been true in my day.
Pat O
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"The gap between theory and practice is smaller in theory than in practice"
~Don't remember who
it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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140 chars, on twitter?
#softwaredevelopmentis #wow #selfie #atwork #fashion #me #good #banana #ugh #ugh #freekazzbekistan #thuglife #queer
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre
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If you like, or something of similar size here.
Honestly this was a lark, and I have already spent more time explaining it then I had planned. I thought it was interesting and wanted to know what others here (many with a great deal of experience and some with little experience) thought about what software development is.
Pat O
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Hi All,
In my quest to get a job I have come across another job web site or have I come across a new version of an old one? Back in my student days...(typing that still feels odd) I registered on a Job site called www.job.ac.uk, I have just come across a 'new' one called www.jobs.co.uk... are they the related?
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glennPattonInThePUB wrote: www.job.ac.uk
Typo or misremembered? www.jobs.ac.uk still lives!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Yup typo, www.jobs.ac.uk, I have looked have looked at www.jobs.co.uk and it seems very different in lay out and style from jobs.ac.uk. I wonder if they are the same company...
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then there's the site for linux admin jobs:
www.jobs.su.ck
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I had a look and www.jobs.co.uk[^] doesn't really look like it's particularly suitable for IT skilled people.
I mention this because the site I have used accepts your CV as a word document and it seems to work quite well.
Having to individually specify every skill and technology just feels like a bit too much, when parsing a CV that is uploaded might be better for many IT job searchers.
That's just my two-penneth.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Well you are right, sir. It's just the first I heard of it was an offer dropped in to my inbox this morning. I posted that from my phone and only really looked at the sight when I go to a PC with a keyboard!
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glennPattonInThePUB wrote: are they the related?
A sampling of the DNA of the fecal material shows that all job sites are related.
Marc
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Here[^]
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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It's the date for it. 11 Apr 1954 was much the same, so I've been informed.
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So... A coworker was waiting for a commit I was about to make.
In my hurry it seemed I forgot something crucial, a config transformation.
So my coworker just changed it, put it on our test environment and everything worked as expected.
I changed the config, but on my machine my configuration doesn't work as expected.
And now I can't seem to get my own code to work locally while it's sitting happy on our test server
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Sander Rossel wrote: while it's sitting happy on our test server
Now that's irony. I've had that happen, especially when dealing with connection strings to my local DB vs. the test environment, or the fact that I'm interfacing to different hardware (or mocking the hardware) whereas the test environment is using the real hardware, etc.
Marc
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do a diff on the your friends changes and your local?
revert back to last known working copy?
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Sander Rossel wrote: And now I can't seem to get my own code to work locall Did I forget to tell you? There are consequences for disagreeing with me. Excellent Consequences[^]
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Damn, I wish I could do that!
Then just sit back and fire off e-mails: "Don't forget to fix this and that, and add a column to the HugeDumpOfData table, whilst you're at it!"
It's gotta be worth an article; how soon can you write it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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When the asteroid killed the dinosaurs, was it the Velocirapture?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sounds really spacey. Stoned again?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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