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About 40 years ago, a girl I adored, a few friends and I got stoned and invented a religion with her German Shepherd as our central deity. It made sense at the time. In fact, it still makes more sense than any of the officially recognised major religions. I should go through my files and see if I can find a copy of the Book of King, Our Shepherd.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Revering a German Shepherd makes sense to me, but, I don't see why the damfool pastafarians revere pirates. they are probably Johnny Depp fans.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Sahir Shah wrote: I don't see why ... pastafarians revere pirates
Because they have the Arrrrnswer!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah the 70s were a great decade I even remember some of those years.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Roger Wright wrote: the Book of King, Our Shepherd That must be a great read.
I mean, there are only so many ways to spell "woof".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This thread's the biggest laugh I've had all week!
Mind you, I set my calendar to start the week on Sunday, and I haven't been up long.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: This thread's the biggest laugh I've had all week!
Mind you, I set my calendar to start the week on Sunday, and I haven't been up long.
Hmmm... A joke nazi who doesn't approve of bad jokes ...
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
modified 17-Apr-16 7:05am.
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Sahir Shah wrote: A joke nazi WTF?
Are you replying to the wrong posting, or being unexpectedly surreal?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your guess is as good as mine
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Waiter!
I'll have what he's drinking!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bheer is the one true Ghod!
(Nagy might say that it's Ghin)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Gin. Jinn. Genie. S'all the same, innit!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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It is a monument to the absurdity of modern day atheism.
They will engage in made-up satirical religions. So their problem is not with religion.
They just hate God.
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A very common misconception among theists. We don't hate any god. You can't hate what doesn't exist.
EDIT for 9082365:
If you want to know what an atheist is, ask them. Don't listen to the person preaching in the religious building of your choice. They have a vested interest in putting down and slandering the movement community.
Are you sure you want to go down the path of what's "absurd"? I really suggest you don't reply to this unless it's in the Soapbox.
modified 17-Apr-16 8:37am.
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Resident Troll, I'm sorry to say...
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Yeah, I'm figuring as much.
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: They have a vested interest in putting down and slandering the movement.
Movement? Kinda undoing your own definition there, aintcha?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Perhaps we have different definitions of "movement".
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9082365 wrote: Movement? Kinda undoing your own definition there, aintcha?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: If you want to know what a Christian/Muslim/Woman/etc is, ask them. Also.
Too often the news only reports the weirdness and so if you never take the time to get to know other people you'll judge an entire religion/race/gender/etc on what the stupid media tells you to believe.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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