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For the first time I can remember, my granddaughters found all the eggs in my yard this year. Previous years there have always been a couple missing.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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A year or so ago, my wife and I were walking in the local park a few days after Easter and I saw a plastic egg up in a tree.
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So, true, especially when some eggs have quarters in them and few have dollar coins. We usually do several rounds of hiding and finding so the little ones can get an extra chance. They catch on pretty quick.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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My parents couldn't afford chocolate eggs when we were kids so they used to hide bits of ham instead. I remember the pork hunts very fondly.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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skids screeching past the kid-sister rule...
Software Zen: delete this;
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#Worldle #443 1/6 (100%)
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easy one
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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... and it had battery remaining! 3% battery remaining, to be precise.
Well, that's better than last Sunday ... by 3% ...
And she complains when she can't call me - I can't win.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Win against a woman 5 or 10 letters
5: Never
10: Impossible
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There are some things it's better not to know!
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I've gotten into the habit of just plugging my wife's phone in.
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It lives in the murky depths of her handbag. I don't go there, any more than I read her mail.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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drop a wireless charger in.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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OriginalGriff wrote: It lives in the murky depths of her handbag. I don't go there, any more than I read her mail. Jeff Dunham, about his wife's purse[^].
This is from "A very special Christmas Show", 2008. The only copy I could find on YouTube was one with Hungarian subtitles; I hope that it won't bother you too much. If you can spare nine minutes, watch the entire clip from the start!
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The wife finds it amusing to ask me to get pen/phone/??? from her handbag, I return with the handbag, there is no way I am delving into that pit of stuff!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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OriginalGriff wrote: the murky depths of her handbag You're a wise fella for not investigating further. Women's handbags are inherent Klein bottles[^].
Software Zen: delete this;
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They should have released that 9 days ago ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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This post's subject sounds awfully like a clickbait title. You know, like the "sponsored" links that appear at the bottom of every news article. And it turns out to be a divorce lawyers add. Hats off if it's been intentional.
Advertise here β minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
modified 10-Apr-23 9:12am.
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OriginalGriff wrote: she complains when she can't call me - I can't win
Sounds like a win to me!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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I knew the area, but those names??
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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