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Johnny J. wrote: Drinking? At 9 in the morning? I would never!
It's almost certainly 9AM somewhere in the world, most of the day...
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It's also 6 PM, so time for a cocktail.
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Yeah, but it's also ....[^]
(Link SFW)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Albert Einstein - the other two had oscars about their actual lives as opposed to the Yahoo Serious version of Einstein's.
This space for rent
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Albert Einstein, I always thought he was kind of odd
The real question is why are you married to someone who does quizzes on Facebook?
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Sander Rossel wrote: Albert Einstein, I always thought he was kind of odd
Actually, oddity is the one thing they all have in common.
Sander Rossel wrote: The real question is why are you married to someone who does quizzes on Facebook?
In her defence, she likes to keep in contact with her family, who are spread out over 75 degrees of latitude and 150 degrees of longitude.
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Chris C-B wrote: she likes to keep in contact with her family
A paltry defence for ..
1) her being on Facebook
2) her doing quizzes on Facebook
3) you marrying her
You're gonna have to come up with something better than that!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Chris C-B wrote: keep in contact with her family And doing quizzes on Facebook is a requirement!?
By the way, what Disney princess is she? My quiz said I'm Aurora from Sleeping Beauty
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Nash. The American's the odd one out in any list (even a list of three Americans) by definition!
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Chris C-B wrote: Who would you go for? A coffee -- but only after having mapped facebook to 127.0.0.1 on the missus' machine, like it is on all of mine.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No coding questions in the lounge please. Post in the Q&A forum.
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Given that you already posted this in the correct place over an hour ago - 40 minutes before you posted this here - it's pretty damn rude to ignore "don't post this here" messages...
How can I print gridview with all columns ?[^]
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And what idiot upvoted it?
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I wondered that myself...
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'83's sock puppets.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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40 minutes is a loooong time to wait for an answer when the boss is hanging over the shoulder and the programming skills are ....
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Time to improve the google fu.
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Or post your question at CP or SO and let someone else do the job for free.
Pretty clever actually.
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There's many a true word spoken in jest: A single platform[^]
And then there's web development, eh?
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Sure you don't want to push some weird CSS iE6 hack into that message somewhere!
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I don't want to push IE6 anywhere, except over a cliff!
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Quote: I don't want to push IE6 anywhere, except over a cliff! And Edge over the edge?
Hoi! Griff rhymes with cliff. There's got to be some clever utterance in there somewhere!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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One of the consultant raised an issue that one application is not talking to database. I did a quick connection check with database server with my own credential and that works OK so I sent response back saying DB server is OK and asked DBA to check if there is an issue with specific user connection since database is residing in cloud and I have very limited access. Since databases are looked after by an external cloud support team DBA raised a query with them. There are 15 emails back and fourth so far and counting and no conclusion yet... And that is cloud for you...
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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