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Just overheard my Neighbour talking on his phone in the garden.
"I'm going to go the library tomorrow and get some books on Inventing because that's what Richard Branson did...You know Richard Branson he is the guy that invented Virgin Media...Yeah I've got an idea already you know some men dribble in their pants after going for a piss? Well I'm going to invent some Boxer Shorts with some cotton wool in the front...you know to soak it up"
To think Isambard Kingdom Brunel[^] was born here. 
modified 16-Jun-16 11:48am.
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Link fail.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Consider moving. Maybe he wont invent a thing but exploding all by trying 
Press F1 for help or google it.
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Quote: Consider moving.
Yeah! Like moving the whole thread to the Soapbox!
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Hopefully, he will develop a nasty disease from the testing phase, and be unable to reproduce...
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Many years ago I (somewhat jokingly) invented 'Skiddies'. They would add soundproofing, smell absorption and stain guard facilities to your pants. The theme tune of the advert would have been sung to the tune of Skippy, the bush kangaroo or the Goodies (can't quite recall which).
Strangely, someone did come out with something similar recently. 
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Skippy, the bush kangaroo
Now that song is stuck in my head....
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I need to get a top hat like that.
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Sounds like a good idea. Why don't you like it?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Sounds like a good idea. Why don't you like it?
That Depends®[^]
That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. ~ Tyrion Lannister
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I am now in the know. Thanks man. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Pom Pey wrote: To think Isambard Kingdom Brunel[^] was born here
He died here*, as well.
Of a broken heart, no doubt.
* Yes, yes, I'm in NL, so technically it's "there", but home is home.
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I suppose all Windows 10 users got an operating system update yesterday. If you have not seen it yet, rest assured you will in the near future.
Since the update I keep getting an obscure console warning every time I start up the computer: "Me Fw Downgrade Request MeSpiLock Failed"
Great! That tells me absolutely nothing!
An hour's worth of Googling and I learnt it most probably was an issue with my display adapter driver. I have a NVidea GTX745 display adapter in a Dell XPS8900.
To cut a long story short: The solution was to roll back the driver to the previous version, restart the machine and upgrade the driver to the latest version. This seems to have cured the problem. It seems the display adapter driver must be re-installed AFTER the latest Windows updates. At least that worked on my particular setup.
By the way: Many Dell customers complained that their tech support did not have a clue how to solve the issue. For some the issue was so bad their Dells froze up on startup. Elephanting Dell and their useless tech support!
I post this here in case it may be of assistance to other Dell users.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: Since the update
I only install critical updates (i.e. those issued by Microsoft). Updating non-critical components is asking for trouble, IMHO.
/ravi
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This issue was caused by a Microsoft update! 
The underlying cause may have been caused by NVidea or Dell. Who knows?
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Sorry, I misunderstood. I thought you upgraded your driver.
/ravi
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No problem! 
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: I only install critical updates (i.e. those issued by Microsoft). Updating non-critical components is asking for trouble, IMHO.
In Windows 10 realm, the major issue is the critical updates.  You have no way to run but to keep the machine running for a longer while.
On a side note: My laptop runs continuously without restarting or shutting down for 15-30 days on average. This makes me focus on work and to leave behind any tensed thought that I may have of driver issues. Besides, Ravi, did you not notice that every second complaint with Windows 10 is the updates and how these updates mess around with drivers. If someone as simple and beginners as me can understand, then why can't Microsoft developers understand this?
The sh*t I complain about
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: every second complaint with Windows 10 is the updates
Hmm... more reason for me to hold off upgrading to WinX.
/ravi
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I really thought that after 6 months Windows 10 would be a good upgrade. But time span gets closer to a year and yet Windows 10 is not my recommendation.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
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So it was not just me after all. For my laptop, update did the worst. There was like a timer of 5-10 minutes after which the laptop would itself just shut down (straight-away shut down without any "Shutting down..." message). It happened when yesterday I updated the machine to "latest software".
I have gone through a reset and it seems to be back in working state. I really think Microsoft releases the updates without checking what PCs it is going to be installed on.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I have to upvote for posting a solution, But have to down vote for using Win 10 to start with
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Go ahead and downvote if you can! I'd like to know how you did it.
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Oh that awful trickey 
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