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I'll start!
Yo momma's so stupid, she only has 1 PhD.
Yo momma's so ugly, she got 2nd place in the Miss Universe pageant!
Am I doing it right
Hogan
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Works for me.
This space for rent
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Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a binary tree and flattened it to a linked list.
SELECT * FROM YoMomma
Server timed out.
Yo momma's file system is FAT32
Yo momma's so fat,
public int YoMomma()
{
return YoMomma();
} Causes a compiler error!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yo momma's so fat she requires two zipcodes to get mail!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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OriginalGriff wrote: Yo momma's file system is FAT32 Oh yeah, yo mama's butt is so big she's NTFS... Need The Friggin Space.
Jeremy Falcon
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Yo momma's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Every so often I make the mistake of assuming everyone's mature and grown up, and not actually 12 years old inside (like myself)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: Every so often I make the mistake of assuming everyone's mature and grown up, and not actually 12 years old I assume you haven't been reading the lounge on a regular basis then
This space for rent
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Obligatory SMBC[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Chris Maunder wrote: fixed around 2004
According to StackOverflow[^], it was fixed in 2.0 SP1, so somewhere around November 2007.
The hotfix[^] seems to have been released in August 2007, so that fits.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You're right: I did get my dates mixed up.
Well that ruins a good story, doesn't it. Merely 9 years old. That bug is small enough I should throw it back in the pond.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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It's not even old enough to buy you a beer yet!
(Although it would be allowed to drink one on private premises in England, Wales and Scotland.)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Chris Maunder wrote: What's the oldest issue you've fixed up recently? Can't say I fixed it.
All my kids are far too large to send back where they came from.
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I spent October through December smearing a ribbon ( of lipstick on an app whose late 90s MFC version was a window of lipstick applied around a C/X-Windows/(probably) Slowlaris application.
It would be easier to list the things in that app we changed that weren't issues. (I'm pretty sure the exhaustive list for the latter was to write a new installer.)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I still occasionally tweak a C++ app I wrote some 20+ years ago. Custom TCP/IP comms, named pipes, etc.
Marc
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I got an email last month from an ex client asking about an app I wrote in SuperBase in the mid 90's, astonishingly he is still using it on an old 486. He runs a small tyre shop in the boonies!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Not sure if this counts but I've just finished working out the kinks to replace a SFX tool from 2001! (MakeSFX) I'd say we got our money's worth from that one! If I remember correctly, it was open source and I made a $35 donation.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Chris Maunder wrote: the bug in string.IsNullOrEmpty that was fixed around 2004.
I actually remember reading about that bug. For the first time. On CP.
In fact, I googled it a couple of months back. I don't even code much anymore.
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread
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Was the lumberjack a poor witness, because he saw nothing?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't know. They didn't axe him anything!
(For those unaware: In parts of the southern USA the verb "ask" is pronounced "axe".)
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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He was focused more on his Bunyan than his surroundings.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's a cutting remark!
/ravi
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Did I strike a cord?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, but I think your bark is worse than your bite.
/ravi
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