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We had a few whackos.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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Not only in the US...
Today I went to Munich in train... I had forgotten what "packed like sardines in a can" meant
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I wonder if the Japanese train pushers were able to return to their old jobs yet.
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Good point. But it was not so far from that, people trying to get in were pushing other people
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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tortilla prepared by the sea (8)
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Very clever. It sounds like I literally like this one.
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Littoral?
Thanks, P'OH!
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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The “ll” in tortilla is a single letter in Spanish. Is it fair to split it?
(Sore loser that never would have solved this one)
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@GregUtas
Where's the CCC?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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#Worldle #474 4/6 (100%)
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https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
tough one
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Young Joey attends Confession, and opens by saying,
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Do you always set your jokes at Little Italy?
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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I guess it's a very old joke when Italians have been the majority of the Catholics in the US. Unlike the Catholic and Orthodox faiths, confession in Protestant denominations is done directly to God rather than through a priest. (and yes, I'm fun at parties )
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I guess you guessed right.
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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Except for that in the U.S. all catholic priests are Irish.
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Wordle 691 5/6
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⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Always the wrong guess first!
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Wordle 691 3/6
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Wordle 690 4/6
🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨
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Wordle 691 6/6
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜
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Yes, that first word can sure make a difference
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Wordle 691 5/6*
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
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🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜
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Well ... that's new. Not a single letter in the wrong place!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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