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heh.
I'm just horrified that something like that could be for real.
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Um, since when was the "quote selected text" button attached to the "Post Message" event?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You know what they say about the pavement on the road to hell...
The intent of Web Assembly is to allow other languages to be usable for clientside browser scripting without being transpiled into javascript on the server first. This is an admirable goal, and one that I hope succeeds eventually. OTOH I'm equally certain that eventually some crazy people will try coding in webasm directly.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I can see the thinking, but it's the exact opposite of every step of progress we've made.
Some of the earliest programs I ever wrote were in machine code. Sure, it may be char by char the most efficient code (but certainly not function by function, object by object, etc), but the point of all the years of evolution was to make it easier to write code, no?
Going backward in time 30-40 years ain't what I would call progress.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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posted on our internal team net - someone (a manager) thinks using the web stack will be "nimble and fast"
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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It will be!
... After you've spent five years implementing it.
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I really don't know why I bother getting up in arms about their tech choices. I will be long gone before I it becomes a reality.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I am a web developer / .NET application developer and I always stuck with jQuery and plain javascript and it works. I have used few javascript library before depending on need. But these days if I go out to seek a new job they ask for so many different frameworks of JS I feel lost. Tried learning Angular and felt so many times WTF and Why ? and I am back to my .NET / MVC / JQuery setup to keep me sane. All those who codes in JS, ever wondered about securing your javascript files ?
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Yes; it staggers the mind knowing how much time is spent on "plumbing" versus solving (business) problems.
(And many don't know the difference).
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I just read this, and I weep. There is no engineering in FRONT END DEVELOPMENT.
gag me with a spoon, then beat me to death with it. The sad thing is why this is funny - there is a good element of truth in it. People are just making ***t up to make themselves look creative.
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Hi All,
I have a laser printer scanner combo on my desk, which I couldn't get to work...updated driver...needed Admin, my left eye, etc. you get the picture. Still didn't work get fed up open back of printer find three pieces of A4 gummed together pull 'em out (with pliers), find the magenta toner leaking dust every where reassemble. Now I have a working printer!
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Good grief!
You use paper in the office?
The problem I have with my inkjet is that I use it so infrequently that every time I try the cartridges have dried out...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sadly yes.. with the new system were trying (and I mean trying!) to develop we encouraging against printing where ever possible and now the users are ready to lose the plot as they are old school.
Changing tech / processes isn't something to do to them without planning
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Give the user an electric shock every time they print something.
Also record their responses.
Should be effective AND fun!
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YouTube!
Go on, you know you want to ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A4? THere's you're problem right there.
8.5" x 11" is the paper used by all decent printers. A4 indeed! A4 is barbaric!
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Inches? What neanderthals still use inches to measure things?
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Midi_Mick wrote: Inches? What neanderthals still use inches to measure things?
Inches? No. Our paper is 8.5" X 11". 8.5 Double-ticks X 11 Double-ticks.
You are right. No one uses inches any more.
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Those who don't need to respond to spam offering to add three.
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Yet more proof that windows is cr@p with (paper) drivers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm rooting for a better thought tomorrow.
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Maybe you should just hop along then.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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If you have the root password you can do whatever you like.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Uuggh. Square glasses are good for Scotch!
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