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He's a nobody singer no one cares about, except for the fact Mercans are so stuoid they can't tell who they're attacking.
Possibly due to the fact Trump looks the same as every porn actress ever sucking a dick.-
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Quote: Trump looks the same as every porn actress ever You've been watching the wrong kind of porn!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Its the Daily Mail, no need to read that then.
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Sometimes I worry your joke became reality: "I'm pretty nervous, but what's the worst that can happen, right? I could f***ing die up here man..."
And then, after more than six months, you just casually show up and put this here...
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Honestly, it's great that you remember on of my bits from 5 years ago! Still doing the comedy!
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wizardzz wrote: misdirected hatred
Because those comments would be perfectly OK if they were directed at the correct person?
Perhaps it's a better illustration of the absurdity of hatred on Twatter, whether or not it's misdirected.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I know. The comedian is my friend and she took a lot of heat/threats for doing the show. So did the theatre.
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This one is for those people (person) who are/is leaving FB.
Try out Google+. It's much better for devs.
Follow CP at:
plus.google.com/+codeproject[^]
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Nooooooooo, that's like saying "hey I'd like to give up crack." And then have someone come along and say, "have you tried heroine?"
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Nooooooooo, that's like saying "hey I'd like to give up crack." And then have someone come along and say, "have you tried heroin
Ah, you've stumbled upon my subtle joke.
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I really do like Google+ better than FB though.
Plus CP does post some funny/interesting things up there.
But, you stay off, because you are detoxing.
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raddevus wrote: But, you stay off, because you are detoxing
Oh I will... but first I have to there because I'm not supposed to... and then leave.
Jeremy Falcon
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I totally love Google+. There is no one on it to bother me. Now that's my kind of social networking.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Wait! I will take some photos of my lunch to post there for you. (Eaten already, just the messy plates and stuff left.)
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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So, English is a bastardized language, borrowing from many to form itself, a mongrel of languages if you will... and a large percentage of the world speaks it, either as their native language or an additional one.
That got me thinking... is VB and its kin the English of the coding world?
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No. VB is the Scouse of the coding world. C-like languages (including C, C++ and C#) are the English.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nah.
VB would be US English.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nope. We don't want it.
I think it's more like pig Latin.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Is assembly or machine code the caveman/neanderthal grunt?
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Nah...that's GOD MODE
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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