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A Microsoft support tech drives past and suggest that they close all the windows and restart the car to see if that fixes the problem.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
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Seems like they would listen but do nothing
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Mike Hankey wrote: The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside.
An Apple Maps engineer sitting in the back seat looks around and calmly says: "Sorry about that! According to our latest satellite data there should be a road here."
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Hi Leslie, long time no see.
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And the Agile developer: "Let's create unit tests, set up sprints, and refactor how we take the curve after each sprint. No matter what happens, we'll be able to deliver the car at the bottom of the mountain. Who needs to worry about how many dents it has?"
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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As an aside doesn't agile just mean wing it?
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Mike Hankey wrote: As an aside doesn't agile just mean wing it?
Isn't it grand that the modern software development process has such a cool sounding name?
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Mike Hankey wrote: see if it happens again
Software Zen: delete this;
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... when a new model comes out your car is as slow as a milk float.
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...they would still get the government to subsidize their products.
I really don't get why tax payers need to help one buy an expensive toy...phone or car.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Lifting the hood would void the warranty.
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Something like that existed already. I had such a car.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Tires would be optional and only available from them.
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But you could choose the color of the tires.
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But only 6 colors
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And they would be square, with rounded corners.
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Only 3 sides rounded...we dare to be different!
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Not square. Triangular. Triangular tires have one less bump per revolution.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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And they'd be better on stairs.
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It wouldn't include a jack.
modified 20-Jan-18 17:41pm.
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"were", not "was"...
Unless, of course, things changed and Tesla became Apple and then 'unbecame' Apple, of which, it'd be unbecoming of Tesla to dare consider becoming Apple.
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No, Tesla is a single entity, so it is singular 'was' not plural 'were'.
(And dont try to pass of some BS about the subjunctive tense in English, it doesnt exist. )
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So you're implying then that there is no such thing as the volitional subjunctive in the English language?
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