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It's probably because she didn't want to buy him Tide pods!
And all the rest of the little bast angels have them!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Did anyone catch the #Superb_Owl meme on Twitter? Some really great picts and gifs of many different nocturnal predatory birds.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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/r/Superbowl[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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the up-sized salad at Taco Bell?
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No I'm thinking more of the Skoda Superb
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This [^] is just fascinating me.
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Very cool
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Seems a bit complicated for putting a marble in a glass. Linux dev?
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Or a website with all the coolest JS frameworks and build tools
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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spot on!
It's an allegory about Web development!
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but waaay too much time on his hands!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Such a great rube goldberg machine!
However, despite its quite straightforward approach to dropping a marble in a glass, what would be the point of doing so?!
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Next step is an ice cube and the glass is a cocktail glass
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nailed it!
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Love it!
Sometimes the true reward for completing a task is not the money, but instead the satisfaction of a job well done. But it's usually the money.
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Sh*t pomfrit! That was REALLY nicely done!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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That really is very clever. Must have taken ages, but so creative.
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I discovered that to be surrounded by beautiful young women, you just need to have lots of grand daughters!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I found that lots of money that you're willing to spend is a better way to draw in young beautiful women. Just ask Hugh Hefner...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Might be difficult considering he's dead.
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you mean getting totally shitefaced drunk doesn't work for you?
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I can still manage it by keeping my daughters near.
veni bibi saltavi
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