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Is that how long the baristas are in training?
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Well I can become a Full Stackoverflow developer on a new platform in a day. 21 days sounds about right for a total noob to master the fine art of copypasta.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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littleGreenDude wrote: You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..."
That long?
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Goto Q&A and look at some of the questions there. These are the graduates of the course.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Goto Q&A and look at some of the questions there.
Go to Q&A 1 year back and you see exactly the same questions from last years 'graduates.'
Sheesh, A 4 month course, why cant they take 10 minutes (in fact 2 would suffice) for a lesson on using a search engine ???
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... or ...
You too can start a new call centre career in a in as much as 4 days!
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It rather depends on the hours, I'd have thought.
I learnt to code on a similar length course which was 40 hours a week - that's probably a lot more coding tuition (600 hours plus) than a CS graduate gets over a 3 year course.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Maybe he sells or maintains now smartphones or pcs.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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"Career in Information Technology" doesn't mean anything, Joe is a janitor in some IT department.
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Now Joe is selling Internet-enabled car stereos.
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Yes, very much. There is a senior level developer at work who sent his son to one of those $15,000 bootcamps and the kid could no get a job afterwards. The kid did not have any previous experience or university studies.
I get the total cringes when a student spends years at a for profit institution university and goes into major debt, sometimes 6 figures, and still cannot get a job. Obama went after them and even the military cut off the GI bill, but they're making a comeback.
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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I'm looking for a Windows application that can create cinemagraphs.
I'd like to find a good one, but since I can't find ANY real prospects at all, I'd probably settle for a mediocre.
I've found one for MacOS, but I don't have a Mac, so that's out. I've found several (of varying quality) for Android, but I don't fancy video editing on a small phone screen. Microsoft has recently released one for what they call cliplets, but it leaves a hell of a lot to be desired functionalitywise. And finally, we have Photoshop, which I have neither the time nor the patience to take on.
Picky? Not in the least...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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That would be a cool application to write... added to my fun applications to write list...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Go ahead. I don't need it RIGHT NOW. I can wait a week or two...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Okay let me finish my coffee then I'm off to quick answers to ask for CODEZ PLZ!
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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That should do it! We'll have the problem solved in no time!
Pretend it's for a homework assignment, that will get people to answer quicker...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Don't know how well it would work, but there is BlueStacks[^] which is a free Android emulator for the PC - if you've found a good Android app, then that might work.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That's a possibility. I'll have a look at that. Thanks!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Try Blink Cliplets[^] from Microsoft Research.
Can't say whether it's any good, but maybe you can tell us.
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I did, wasn't impressed (mentioned it in the OP). I might try again, though, if I don't find anything better...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Johnny J. wrote: mentioned it in the OP
Missed that
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No problem. You were probably still trying to figure out how to get the moose out of your kitchen, I'd bet...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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The moose loves tulips, so use what's left of them to lure it out.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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