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Yes. There's the voice of experience!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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It is time to quote Bill Bryson: The road to Little Dribbling:
Measured by decent music, old stony buildings, varieties of boiled sweets and reasons for not going to work because of the weather, Britain is number one by a very large margin.
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Easy one to end the week - I don't have time to do a difficult one :=(
Generate teenager ? (8)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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If that was 7 letters, it would be ANAGRAM ...
BTW: It's only Thursday!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yours for the credits.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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He wouldn't have done that, would he? Plurals? Oh dear ... I hope not ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That's near enough for me I don't work on Fridays
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Obligatory Cyanide & Happiness[^] - probably SFW, but many other of their strips aren't.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Green tea. Yet another anagram of your two, but no idea why.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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We're in the final stretch of our Summer Fun with Arduino Challenge. And winning a Raspberry Pi 3B+ starter kit that can bring your IoT projects to life is just a secret code away. Click here for the details.
Kudos to Reggie Van Wyk, who just bagged one of these - you are our spot prize winner of the day!
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When I see error messages like this, "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry.
"Well! Which the [elephant] is it! You know! So just TELL ME!"
/rant
(Yeah, I get that the reporting code may not know, but that just moves the laziness to a lower level, IMO.)
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Quote: SQL Server does not exist Good riddance
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The server is a lie!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I love it when I get the message
"blah blah blah... Please see your administrator blah blah blah...."
Damn it, I am the administrator.
Now where's that mirror!
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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RossMW wrote: Now where's that mirror!
I've heard you have no reflection anyway.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Yep No reflection,
just a badly steamed up mirror, best view of me you can get...
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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MikeTheFid wrote: "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry. Zeroth world problem.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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MikeTheFid wrote: When I see error messages like this, "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry.
Well, you're not going to be granted access to a server that doesn't exist, so I would say it
doesn't matter either way. So pack up your stuff and leave for the day.
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How about the new Windows-style error messages, such as "Something went wrong."
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I got your back. If I get to work with MS on this, I will re-write the code to display a very well written descriptive message. Something like this:
Huh; that's weird.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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+++Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"Syntax error near (."
They know there's a syntax error, but they can't tell me what it is?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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if elephants get angry the show and shake their ears and lift their trunks and make noises.
I hope that you are mastering these tricks
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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See, erm, that's what I thought I was doing by posting.
It always scares the dog when actually I show and shake my ears.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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