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And with England playing tonight, the inescapable phrase tomorrow will be "cancelled due to a shortage of train crew".
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Tomorrow, I'd be surprised if they had enough staff working to make the announcement that all trains are cancelled due to lack of staff.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yes. There's the voice of experience!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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It is time to quote Bill Bryson: The road to Little Dribbling:
Measured by decent music, old stony buildings, varieties of boiled sweets and reasons for not going to work because of the weather, Britain is number one by a very large margin.
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Easy one to end the week - I don't have time to do a difficult one :=(
Generate teenager ? (8)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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If that was 7 letters, it would be ANAGRAM ...
BTW: It's only Thursday!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yours for the credits.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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He wouldn't have done that, would he? Plurals? Oh dear ... I hope not ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's near enough for me I don't work on Fridays
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Obligatory Cyanide & Happiness[^] - probably SFW, but many other of their strips aren't.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Green tea. Yet another anagram of your two, but no idea why.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Kudos to Reggie Van Wyk, who just bagged one of these - you are our spot prize winner of the day!
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When I see error messages like this, "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry.
"Well! Which the [elephant] is it! You know! So just TELL ME!"
/rant
(Yeah, I get that the reporting code may not know, but that just moves the laziness to a lower level, IMO.)
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Quote: SQL Server does not exist Good riddance
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The server is a lie!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I love it when I get the message
"blah blah blah... Please see your administrator blah blah blah...."
Damn it, I am the administrator.
Now where's that mirror!
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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RossMW wrote: Now where's that mirror!
I've heard you have no reflection anyway.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Yep No reflection,
just a badly steamed up mirror, best view of me you can get...
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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MikeTheFid wrote: "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry. Zeroth world problem.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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MikeTheFid wrote: When I see error messages like this, "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry.
Well, you're not going to be granted access to a server that doesn't exist, so I would say it
doesn't matter either way. So pack up your stuff and leave for the day.
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How about the new Windows-style error messages, such as "Something went wrong."
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I got your back. If I get to work with MS on this, I will re-write the code to display a very well written descriptive message. Something like this:
Huh; that's weird.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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+++Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"Syntax error near (."
They know there's a syntax error, but they can't tell me what it is?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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