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CodeWraith wrote: There are actually a few pearls of wisdom the Jedi learn by experience, not by meditation.
not always true - doesn't work out so well for lemmings.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Divorce court, Lemmings, where is the difference?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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rumor was he was drinking with both hands, in star wars slang: jar jar drinks!
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Or he just might be a sleazy lawyer.
Wait - I repeated myself there - sorry!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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That's a separate issue, is it not? If you're Lukey, you'll never find out.
By the way, the word "Alimony" is derived from "All his Money".
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She must have been a Druish princess?
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Did Obi Wan even have a sith-nificant other?
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Hi All,
Nightmare morning, woke up at 5:30 am thought 'oh good, I can turn off my alarm' turned said alarm(s),
sat on the edge of the bed at approx 5:35 am, woke up at 9:15 am, swore like a drunk marine. Got to work at 10:40 and due to a presentation I could 'swip in' until 11:05, , the dream of knocking off early on Friday is looking distant now...
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Yeah, but you had a good sleep!
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I didn't really, still got a sore back from the way I was sitting...
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YOu fell asleep for 4 hours sitting on the edge of your bed?!!????!!!???? WTF!
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A female friend of mine could - and often did - fall asleep standing up on a bus ...
Me? I have difficulty falling asleep in a nice warm bed.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Only place I can sleep well these days is at work....
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Thats my point! My Mum reckons I could fall asleep on a clothes line...
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She hung you out to dry as a kid?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Jesus, you must sleep like a zombie.
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Brainzz! I do tend to sleep quite well...
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Like this[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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When I'm late I make up for it by leaving early, it's simple mathematics:
-> Arrive 2 hours late = + 2 hours
-> Leave 2 hours early = - 2 hours
Nett result: 0
And then there's Fridays (well was like this when I was last f/t).
-- It's poets day, there is no reason not to leave early, it's proscribed thus.
-- If poets day is not observed in your area, then there is always the "I'm meeting someone outside."
I miss full time working .... not!
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Lopatir wrote: > Arrive 2 hours late = + 2 hours
Well no. If I arrive late, I leave early, so I can be early at home. Otherwise I am also late at home, and I would hate to be late twice in the same day.
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