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A telemarketer called a random person telling benefits of buying and keeping stocks for long term and why he should have them. The person responded, "Listen, I am 80 years old. When I go out to buy bananas, I buy only 2. Who knows if I will be there to consume if I buy more.".
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: When I go out to buy bananas, I buy only 2. Who knows if I will be there to consume if I buy more.".
Brave man buying 2, what if he slips on the first one?
OT - given these days with "health and safety" it's a wonder they still sell banana's with the peel. I reckon 5 years from now they're going to be pre-peeled.
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And then the same department will say peeled bananas are dangerous because they are exposed to harmful things in surrounding. So, they must be packed in some hi-tech expensive bags.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: hi-tech expensive bags.
Which will be a threat to our environment, both in production and when thrown away. An entire industry will emerge around making the bags, researching ways to make them more reusable and finally recycling them. All this will also require new laws which are only needed to insure everybody's safety.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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And then some LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA[^] will be offended because bananas are a symbol of male oppression.
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Oh, good. Do you know where I can find the application form to sign up with THE PATRIARCHY. I have decided that I don't want to end the oppression because I still have hopes to become an oppressor myself one day.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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lopati: roaming wrote: I reckon 5 years from now they're going to be pre-peeled.
And twice the price because of the extra value added...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And the peel could be dried, pulverized, and sold off as natural ant-inflammatory organic fibrous health drink powder.
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: ant-inflammatory
Oi PETA, this guy wants to cause inflammation of some kind in ants.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: And the peel could be dried, pulverized, and sold off as natural ant-inflammatory organic fibrous health drink powder.
Not to mention fuel for your DeLorean.
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How could one forget that, indeed!
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That would be fuel for the Mr. Fusion power pack. Soon an accessory available for all cars.
That is, once I get the whole power generation thing working.
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5 years from now there may not be any, if the fusarium wilt spreads to Latin America.
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I stopped buying green bananas. 
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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But everyone claims go green. Play along, please.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Good advice! I'm 63, and no one in my family has ever lived to 90. Yet "advisors" are still suggesting that I buy 30 year Treasury bills. I think it was much harder to get a stock broker license when I did, than it is today.
Will Rogers never met me.
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No, really! I'm serious.
It natively reads EPUB files, and acts as not a bad book reader at all.
Even if you load a reader extension on Chrome, it's really quite a poor reader, or at least the one I found is.
Never thought I'd find anything good to say about the execrable Edge, but I'm glad I did.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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modified 28-Aug-18 15:34pm.
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Not to worry. Will be removed in the next update... 
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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You're a bigger cynic than I am!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Do I get a (participation) trophy?
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Only in California...
Will Rogers never met me.
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OriginalGriff wrote: No, really! I'm serious.
Now I'm on edge!
/ravi
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Thar remark cuts both ways....
Information Technology is reliving the "Tower of Babel" and we all suffer as a result.
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