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I suger-glazed some onions, but no-one at my door
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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We have electric gates a 20 metre drive way, no street lights and the gate lights are off, I would not send my grandkids down our street let alone strangers. We do not live in a kid friendly street
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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No wonder astrologers gets such a bad rap (well, among other reasons too):
February 22nd, 2022, Tuesday | 13 Must Know Facts
For those who don't want to click on that site, here's the summary (my bolding) from the website regarding 2/22/2022:
February 22, 2022 was a Tuesday
Zodiac Sign for this date is: Pisces
This date was 1,210 days ago
February 22nd 2019 is on a Friday
Someone born on this date is 3 years old
If you were born on this date:
You've slept for 403 days or 1 years!
Your next birthday is 114 days away
You've been alive for 29,040 hours
You were born on a Tuesday in late February
You are 1,742,400 minutes old
Your next birthday is on a Friday
Then again, maybe this is why programmers get such a bad rap!
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Well, if we can have a resident Outlaw Programmer, why not a Astrologer Programmer?
Can I bagsy Pornstar Developer?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Pornstar Developer We had a CP *cough* member *cough* who worked on point-of-sale software for adult book stores. Unfortunately middle age has caught up with me and I no longer remember his name.
Software Zen: delete this;
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My 62nd birthday!
Must have been good cos I dont remember a thing about it!
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And behold, 2020 was clearly in sight!
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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And forthcoming is Twosday: 2022-02-22 22:22:22
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: And forthcoming is Twosday: 2222-02-22 22:22:22 FIFY, since you used "forthcoming".
Your particular reference would appear to be for two-timers.
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You guys really expect Forth's second coming[^] so soon?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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In our current cultural climate, we must be inclusive and include the ForTRAN's, too. No puns about a LISP, please!
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I only include things I really need:
#include <stdio.h>
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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OriginalGriff wrote: And forthcoming is Twosday: 2022-02-22 22:22:22
And amazingly, that actually lands on a Tuesday!
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Hence the "Twosday"!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Hence the "Twosday"!
I had to write a unit test to verify that.
Latest Article - A Concise Overview of Threads
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Yup, it will be twenty past eight again tonight. You celebrating it?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Every night I celebrate getting there; same for the morning. Never in a hurry, so long as I arrive.
By the way, 2020[^] is anything but unsightly, if you can see what I mean.
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Totally overlooked that; should have known that there's always more than one meaning to what you say
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I also have the same horror twice every day, but it's more of a procession[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Do away with wheels entirely: Mosquito[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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