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Eddy Vluggen wrote: You're a terrible scammer It's a ruse... Can't have people suspecting I'm actually a Nigerian prince...
Eddy Vluggen wrote: Are you trying to send me money or what? Negative money! You just received €-1.000.000,-
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Sander Rossel wrote: It's a ruse... Can't have people suspecting I'm actually a Nigerian prince... Nigerian princes that only eat carrots and kale?
Sander Rossel wrote: Negative money! You just received €-1.000.000,- You couldn't order a pizza to this place
(If you intend to try, make it one with pineapple)
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Tres charmant
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"You may not know me. I wonder why I receive this e-mail. Is that right?"
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"I wonder who I am. And who you are. And where we are? Aren't we?"
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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For your time-wasting enjoyment! I'd never heard of Jiminy Glick before, and to find that Martin Short is one of our all-time comedy greats came as a surprise!
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Heard of Jiminy Cricket, that must be an alias
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Sure you're not thinking of Aunt Jemima?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Have you heard of Ed Grimley?
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didn't look but sounds useful...
<phone buzzes="">: husband: "dear... just going out to the car to check if I left somthin there."
Message Signature
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Because the public social media domain is the perfect place for this kind of information. Now everyone will know.
Wonder if these will work for grandpa?
They probably chose twitter just to be able to call it "tweetpee". WhatsappPee just doesn't sound all that marketable.
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MatthysDT wrote: Wonder if these will work for grandpa?
I believe they are trialing a version for elderly Yorkshiremen: the Ee! Male Pee
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If they did it on Facebook messenger like "FacePee" one day or another the world knows every babies pee history and not to mention the constant surveillance of the baby's diaper by Facebook to train it's AI for predicting when the baby is about to pee.
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Does the baby need to give its consent and accept cookies every time you change the diaper?
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Maybe a rusk rather than a cookie!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That pisses me off
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The sensor got plugged up I wonder what the problem could be?
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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Sh*t, how would I know?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You need to do the exploratory finger test...if it comes out brown || green I'm outta here and you're on your own!
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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I'll use a British Standard Finger[^] then.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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