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I can think of few things more embarrassing than being run over by a French car!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: hit by 2CV Wouldn't feel a thing. I once saw one of these roll over about 3 or 4 times, before coming to rest on a patch of grass. The two girls inside clambered out through the sunroof none the worse for wear.
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had to google that - they made that car for 42 years? Wow
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Best of luck.
I hope you like daytime soaps.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Marc Clifton wrote: accidentally infect people With Corona Virus, or the regular flu, or the cold, or ebola, or aids, or political views, or anything else that can be shared.
The threat of spreading something is ALWAYS there.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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You're a freelancer. Sign up for a job at Microsoft. They've had a lot of experience with virus protection and battling viruses.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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What's sad is that their security products are actually quite good, but their decision to roll out updates without proper testing is killing them.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Ah-choo!
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Skydiving is probably not for you.
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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On a related note, the airplane was designed by an optimist. The parachute was designed by a pessimist.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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It turns out to be a great description of our "times", but on my webpage[^] I have the following:
Quote: If at first you don't succeed, try try . . . to find someone to blame. - January 25 2018 2:55 PM
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: to find someone to blame Ahhhhh! Now, a lot of your old posts make sense.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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What are you doing lurking on a tech site if you've moved into management?
Software Zen: delete this;
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... maybe failure is just your style.
(demotivators.com used to sell a poster with this text, but it seems like it is no longer in their collection any longer)
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For sale: Parachute. Used only once. Small red stain.
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I suppose that you know the Hemmingway story: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
(Some claim that Hemmingway attribution is invalid. Nevertheless, that cruel story could have been his!)
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and something pleasant to listen to before then...
Faul, Wad Ad, Pnau - Changes (Videoclip) - YouTube[^]
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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Three wins for pkfox ... so I'm up Monday.
I'll try to make it a word that more of us have heard before.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Confibulations!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I hope you will not object if I also offer my most enthusiastic contrafibularities[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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That's the word I was going for but my memory let me down.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I guessed it was, but I didn't want to mention it ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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My rusty old brain thanks you.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Before Coronavirus and After Coronavirus
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