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We need also a contest for the ugliest wanna be script-kiddie code.
I'll win that going away!
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I don't know. @SanderRossel seems to think my braceless if statements are the worst thing since Hitler. Between that and my use of var everywhere in C#, you may have competition.
Real programmers use butterflies
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as long as you can return from wherever you end up, you'll be fine.
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: my braceless if statements are the worst thing since Hitler
honey the codewitch wrote: my use of var everywhere in C# I do that too
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You monster!
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honey the codewitch wrote: @SanderRossel seems to think my braceless if statements are the worst thing since Hitler Thank heavens you were not programming in the Pascal days! Then you didn't even need to write the condition in parentheses - "IF X = 5" was a perfectly fine conditional test. (Nor would you have to write "equals equals"; saying it once was enough. But that's another matter.)
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Maybe @chris-maunder needs to talk to myself and Brian-Madsen again, and hold a mega competition with CodeProject and LiDNUG.
We did it once, Years ago, back in the day... I think we even recorded it as a LiDNUG Live session, might still have the recording somewhere
It was fun to do.
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Is the feeling that you have cursed someone before déjà vu-doo?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Vo doo you think you are, Griff?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I'm not sure, but it is a fine Gov't Mule album[^]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Speaking of deja vu, The Lounge[^]
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Would you believe I'm re-running "the Best of TotD"?
No?
Damn ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It wasn't even that long ago. You're slipping.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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That sort of work roots out one's enemies, but if you really want to hurt them, then cast a spell-checker on them.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I was told there was sorcery on this thread.
Is your casting license up to date?
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honey the codewitch wrote: Is your casting license up to date?
What are you fishing for?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I won't mention anything about my "casting couch" license as that's probably not the subject.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It's also not KSS, SFW, or #MeToo-compatible.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Wouldn't that be recursion?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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My SO yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?".
Sounding concerned I replied, "No".
She responded, "How about now?"
Yeah, I know - another Leslie[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you please take some stuffing out of the stomach area!!!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
modified 8-Jul-20 3:25am.
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No
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I like his works very much... But I think we should respect his judgment about his work... If he found it not ready for publish we should leave it there...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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