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You're not supposed to notice until she has his Gender Reveal Party.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Saturday night, behind the pub, wearing a trenchcoat?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Rather you than me ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Just don't set fire to the pub!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Why not - there might be a spider in it, and it's better to be safe than sorry.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Nah, I think I'll pass up on that as well...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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OriginalGriff wrote: Gender Reveal Party. You have to not be idiots be careful when you do this apparently.
California Wildfire Started During A Gender Reveal Party, Officials Say | HuffPost Canada[^]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Bring fireworks!!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Yeah! Say it like it is!
#Hashtag!
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OriginalGriff wrote: #OffendedByAnything
That reminds me of something recent.
Quick Question: please raise your hand if you know someone (ie no need to self-identify) who would be offended by a set of promotional images featuring a man and a woman, around 30 years old. They are dressed normally. Totally nothing out of the ordinary. Just standing there.
Are there any (truly) offensive or off-putting (to you or someone you know) things about this image?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Nothing I can think of. Mind you, some peoples idea of "normal dress" is ... um ... a little odd.
(Google "people of walmart" and you'll see what I mean).
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Yeah, but when a bug gets in the house who, even Mom, do they call?
That's right, Dad, the Bugslayer.
(can't get away from the things, same at work as at home)
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In our home, we call one of the cats...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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You have to call them for this. Mine have always had a bug radar, even when asleep.
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It's more like passive sonar, but you are right.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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depends on the bug. I won't go near spiders. All mom's thing on that. But mice, snakes and other criters. I get to take care of them. Or the dog does.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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...or a mouse. Just disposed of a successful trap last night.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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At my house, we bring in a chicken or two. There is always one or two handing around any door, especially when it is either very hot or very cold outside.
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now.
© 2009, Rex Hammock
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Sending this to my wife. She'll love it.
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Sandeep Mewara wrote: You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mom.
If only there was a test...
The first few minutes of Idiocracy did a great job, I thought, of explain how it is, in fact, those who don't know anything at all who have the most kids.
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dandy72 wrote: those who don't know anything at all who have the most kids Let#s start a poll. I'm going to be in the highest ranks, unless we have someone here who has a proud negative score.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I've always been told one becomes a dad by using their head when making decisions - but, unfortunately, using the wrong head . . .
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I just had to forward this to some of my friends!!!!
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now.
© 2009, Rex Hammock
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Excellent! I've shared that with a few people.
Though, there are a few other ways to answer that subject line!
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