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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
“What are dose? asks the attendant.
“They’re called tees” replies Tiger.
“Well, what on the god’s earth are dey for?” inquires the Irishman.
“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger.
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“Fookin Jaysus”, says the Irishman, “BMW thinks of everything!"
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Geez. Someone is gonna pay like $50k at least for that thing.
I'd rather have a 70's yamaha and strip it down to make a cafe racer, personally
Real programmers use butterflies
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Maybe a 350LC would tempt, but that was 1980 - and nearly all of 'em have been stolen at least once by now.
But a Come'N'Go? Those were good fun. My first one handled better with a flat rear tyre than the Honda it replaced did with properly inflated Pirelli Phantoms...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Wow, what a find. Can't imagine owning it and not riding.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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The name Norton reminded me of an Editor we used to use in the early nineties - Norton Editor. And later an antivirus suite.
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Nice, but more power than I need.
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I had the exact same response, followed by "why the heck would anyone pay 30K for any Norton product!?"
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Sander Rossel wrote: why the heck would anyone pay 30K for any Norton product!?" If it is to uninstal it cleanly...
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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But how are you going to uninstall the uninstaller?
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Most (product specific) uninstallers that I have ever seen manage to uninstall themselves.
Obviously, generic uninstallers such as 'msiexec /uninstall' remain.
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Yes, and I can also uninstall most products, but we're talking about Norton here so all bets are off
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Where I live, the sky looks like murder and the trees tremble in gales you could cut with a knife. The smoke makes all of the weather actively malignant.
All I have to do is look outside my window for inspiration.
Now if only I could breathe.
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honey the codewitch wrote: Where I live, the sky looks like murder and the trees tremble in gales you could cut with a knife. The smoke makes all of the weather actively malignant.
Unable to interpret it!
honey the codewitch wrote: look outside my window for inspiration.
Awesome weather?
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honey the codewitch wrote: The smoke
Do you live in Portland or Minneapolis?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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heh
near Seattle actually
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for poetic similes ! A good friend of mine near Ashland (Oregon) had her house burned to the ground 2 weeks ago; she was out of town; had no chance to save anything.
I was planning to leave Thailand for Ashland next year ... but, now ?
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that. At least she didn't get hurt.
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You guys print a few of these[^], while I design the 120 mm BB gun. Don't forget to print enough ammo. This will be fun.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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How long do you think it took to print that whole thing?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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More than 1200 hours: BIG 3D PRINTED TANK - THE CHASSIS - YouTube[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It be Talk Like a Pirate Day today, lubbers, so break out yer grog, screw on yer hook, and run up the skull'n'crossbones - we got merchantmen to board and dubloons to bury!
And where be Bob's Pirate Hat?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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