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When you're stuck maintaining an existing project, optimizing the living crap out of somebody else's inefficient design can be rather rewarding, even when it's only to make yourself feel smug. Not suggesting this is the case here. Those time figures speak for themselves.
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And now the streaming SignalR version please
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Just don't get too pissed off if it's sidelined for political or egoistic reasons.
That happens all the time, and (rightly) blowing your top only gives them more ammunition to snipe at you with.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, I was asked to do it if I had time, so...
I don't really care if it's used or not. Pretty much everything I've ever written for the government is no longer used for the very reasons you listed. I've kinda GOTTEN used to it. I see it as a learning experience, especially due to the large XML file stuff I had to work around.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That's a good perspective.
You've done work to be proud of.
If the @rseholes are too busy blowing up their reps to be proud of it, it's because they're just @rseholes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think you have the basis of an article here John
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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i might...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Please do! I was looking through the whole thread thinking how this would make a great article and hoping you would be inspired
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: everything I've ever written for the government is no longer used That's the reason I'm glad I got out of defense contracting. Of the last two projects I did for the Air Force in he late 1980's, one took over ten man-years to develop and was used for two weeks. The second was a bit smaller, taking about 3 man-years, but was never used at all.
The only thing worse than when they call your baby ugly is when they are indifferent to it.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I simply don't care anymore - I was employed, and I did what they wanted. If they want to throw it all in the crapper, that's their perogative.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I simply don't care anymore - I was employed, and I did what they wanted. If they want to throw it all in the crapper, that's their perogative.
The voice of the experienced software developer.
Once said (by me) to a younger developer who was commiserating that none of the stuff he's working on will ever be remembered by anyone: "Sorry to disappoint you Michelangelo, but we're not building cathedrals."
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Is the Tartanula's worst enemy the Plaidypus?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Sometimes you give me the creeps.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Not sure... let me check...
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That pun's the worsted!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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I phoned the local zoo to find out. They said “Argyle look into it and get back to you”
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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This thread should have been kilt before posting.
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It was one of the first low power CMOS processors, at a time when nobody thought that would ever be important. It also was a RISC processor, long before that term was even invented. It was called an 'odd beast' and 'weird' for that, until more than a decade later the first ARM processors were made. It was also the first microprocessor in space. That gave it an exceptionally long lifetime, until it went out of production. It was said to have been in the Voyager and Viking probes, but that does not seem to be right. It was definitely in the Space Shuttles and plunged into Jupiter's atmosphere with Galileo.
It just does not deserve this[^]! (Edit: wrong picture, now corrected!)
* Not really. This actually demonstrates, how 'microcontrollerish' the little processor was, despite being able to drive its bus like full microprocessor. Even more so the later versions (CDP1805 or CDP1806) with onboard ROM and RAM. Still, with only an external ROM and a static RAM, the CDP1802 on that board could act as a minimal computer wich can be used via an external terminal (emulation nowadays) and RS232. Not so bad for 1976.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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well if that's what they sent into space no wonder the aliens never called...
Alien auditors report circa 1970's
humans have developed computers and what do they use them for? smiley faces! lets check back in a few years see if any better signs of intelligence manifest.
[approx 3 Jovian years later]
Alien auditors report update circa 2019
what have the humans achieved since our last report:
pictures of lunch, neighbor's cat, fake news, ...
seems humans are now 100% invested in something called "social media"
... what a bunch of self loving arrogant pricks, 50 years of computers and all they do is look at themselves? ...
introduce humans to the galactic federation and technologies No ing way
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Let's hope that's not what aliens see when they get one into their tentacles. The designer did not intend to make a super processor for mainframes. Instead, he wanted it to be inexpensive and need as few external parts as possible. He also wanted to bring computers in everybody's home by making them as inexpensive and easy to build as he could. Right after the CDP1802 was released, he designed the Elf and published it in Popular Electronics. These were the days of the Altair. When you wanted to have a computer, you had to build it yourself. The little Elf was ideal with a price under 100$ and really far easier to put together than an Altair. Later they even added simple graphics capability without raising the price over 100$.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Upvote for giving your post the Isaac Asimov style of sarcasm.
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
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I never knew Asimov was sarcastic (I've actually never read him). Douglas Adams is who came to mind when I read that post.
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Ha, you're right! It does have more of that Hitch Hiker's feel to it. I also thought of Frederik Pohl as well.
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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We used to have a member who was a fan: CDP1802 - his account is now closed, for what reason I know not...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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He was on his way out of here because of some ...unamusing people. Then someone wondered what had happened to him and he came back. As a very angry ghost.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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