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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
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Just added this in my source code:
try
{
{some important financial stuff retrieval...}
}
catch(SqlException sex)
{
Log.Error(sex.Message);
}
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At the top of your code is the word "Shrink" and a direction arrow.
I suspect the site is suggesting you should visit one ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That makes two of us, because I have exactly the same abbreviation in my code.
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Reminds me of the (once) popular developer site Expert's Exchange that has the domain name ExpertSexChange.com.
/ravi
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mofo.com still takes you to Morrison Forester Law firm. Presumably, not a firm you'd want to be representing your adversary.
Keep Calm and Carry On
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They is also the psychiatry company TheRapist.com ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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And the pen company, PenisLand.net ...
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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In contrary what the name suggests, this was a verry cumbersome to use website.
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In one project I worked on was a factory for creating new objects, called General Object Dispenser, or GOD.
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Reminds me of an abbreviation for a c++ class name established by an apprentice with us: WTF - World Transfer Format
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actually, there is sexual innuendo in a lot of coding, tech, etc.
i.e. Dependency Injection, Master/Slave (and racist), mount an ISO, etc.
had a discussion years ago with fellow colleagues that a lot of these terms were created by sex starved nerds. Part of me still feels this way.
With all that said, the descriptions still have value in that they are factually descriptive to what they do or stand for, sadly in some instances.
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It has also been known in the Canadian and UK parliaments:
Quote: Allow me to say that the honourable member is pursuing a vigorous and upstanding policy...
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Greg Utas wrote: a vigorous and upstanding policy
Isn't that usually the result of Neil Parish searching for "information about tractors"?
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- Homer
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a long time ago, I was developing a GUI for playback of radar data. To keep my life interesting, I had all sorts of comments that conveyed why I was limiting what the user was trying to design:
if (gForces > MAX_Gs)
{
// simulation over, you killed the pilot
}
etc.
I failed my code review on the grounds that I might offend the customer who might look at the source code. So, I gave up trying to be funny in my code.
Charlie Gilley
βThey who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.β BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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Many years ago, happily sharing code with a coworker, I'd have that S.exception in my code. He just said "no".
I did not see it when I wrote it; any S, with exception leads there though.
My mind is at coding when I write, not wether it is acceptable. My code ain't woke, just working.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I also realized what I've done after setting a breakpoint there.
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Also, never abbreviate analysis
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Noun (en-jun-neer)
Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
See also Wizard, Magician
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JaxCoder.com
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It sums up my experience so far. The best is always when the customers give strict but poorly worded requirements and then isn't capable of explaining what they actually want.
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I was asked, a few years ago, to do a little job not connected to what I was meant to be doing. Anyway, this little prog would take some info from a draughtsman then work out what components would be required, draw plans for the builders to follow and generate an order form for stores.
I produced EXACTLY what was requested. The "boss"* then passed it to a different "project manager" who changed the spec. I again delivered exactly what was asked for.
* a man with no perceivable skill in any field other than his wise choice of having the MD as a father.
Repeat the above a few times. Every "project manager" would have different features they wanted (and didn't want) to see. By this stage, whenever some feature was no longer required, I kept it in there out of sight, knowing the next person would ask for it back.
This went on for about a month with all requests for a final, agreed, WRITTEN DOWN spec completely ignored and culminated with the "boss" describing it as "crap software."
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