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Boss: Hey is that feature you've been working on for the last 3 months ready to release?
Me: Not if I get fined for bugs.
Boss: How long?
Me: About 3 more months of testing.
Boss: (~ear piercing scream of anguish~) OK. No fines. Release it.
You're right. I'm rewarded for other behavior.
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jschell wrote: If bugs were tracked to the programmer and it impacted them financially then they would pay more attention.
It already kinda does. Most companies add the code quality (how bug free your code is) to a developers KRA and if it is not met, it impacts your financial growth in the org. However, it may still be not enough maybe because when it is met, it doesn't really help you grow faster. In that case the bell curve comes to the rescue of the management.
If code quality had a more consistent positive impact in the industry I think devs would certainly pay more attention.
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GKP1992 wrote: Most companies add
Most?
Certainly none that I have worked at. No one even mentioned it at any of those companies. In comparison many companies ask about things like unit testing and many explicitly make it a feature when posting jobs.
No one has ever mentioned it in an interview.
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I would suggest they oil the machine up and fix the existing problems instead of having us field test yet another VISTA.
Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine for those I can not!
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Latest Article: Simon Says, A Child's Game
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Wordle 682 3/6
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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Wordle 682 5/6
🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟩🟩⬛🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩
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Wordle 682 6/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜
🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Doesn't look like a common word.
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Wordle 682 4/6
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
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⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Not looking good after 2, but my 3rd regular starter proved a real gem!
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Wordle 682 5/6
⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
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⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
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Wordle 682 4/6*
⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Wordle 682 4/6*
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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Wordle 682 4/6
⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨
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Wordle 682 5/6
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Wordle 682 6/6
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hard one
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Sorry I'm late with this (not the clue!)
This person sounds like a sweet fruit you find in the desert (9)
Edited: to make the clue better (hopefully!)
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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PERSIMMON?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Nope
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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Abandoned ?
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Nope. Your reasoning?
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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Purely a synonym for desert is abandon
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Just haveta check - you typed "desert", didn't mean to type "dessert"??
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No, desert is in the clue
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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"desert" it is...
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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OK, I'll bite:
CANDIDATE (Candy and Date)
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