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A new survey from Cisco reveals that software developers are spending more than 57% of their time in “war room” meetings to resolve application performance issues, rather than focusing on building new software to drive innovation. Remember to aim for the base of the code when trying to put out fires
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In a recent Microsoft Edge build, Microsoft has started testing several flags that may allow the company to block browser’s capabilities when Windows 11 is not activated. Because there's no way people wouldn't just switch to alternatives
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Air-gapping GPT-4 model on secure network won't prevent it from potentially making things up. Why does it just keep asking if I want to play a game?
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Microsoft already enables BitLocker by default in Windows 11 23H2, but starting with Windows 11 24H2, Microsoft is apparently implementing a new setup process that automatically activates BitLocker encryption during reinstallation You will be encrypted
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This is an outrage. That means you won't be able to access your files from a different install of an OS. And even if you can turn it off for yourself, your relatives are out of luck if their OS ever fails to boot.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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It provides a rich user interface to view and analyze your data, show insightful column statistics and visualizations, and automatically generate Pandas code as you clean and transform the data. "Don't try to understand 'em Just rope, and throw, and brand 'em"
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Researchers at MIT CSAIL and Project CETI believe that they have unlocked a kind of sperm whale “alphabet” with the aid of machine learning technologies. ArOOOO before mmsssshhhh, except after gk-gk-gk
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I can see it years from now when the headlines reads. "We've done it, we've decoded a sperm whale conversation!"
father sperm whale: "Brrrrrr pop tick tick blop"
son sperm whale: "ArOOOO -gk-gk"
father: "Whoop Whoop Whoop1"
Translation:
Father: "My fin hurts son, could you pull on it for me?"
Son: "Oh dad, that's nasty!"
Father "Har, har, har!"
Proving once again, some things are universal.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I used resume spammers to apply for 120 jobs. Chaos ensued. What happens if an irresistible force of AI-generated resume spam collides with an immovable object of AI-managed resume filters?
/shrug. Too long, too lame of an attempt at rephrasing a classic question. Try harder next time! C- (yes, I grade all my blurbs)
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Quote: What I wanted was a true spray-and-pray machine, the AK-47 of job-application bots. For that, I turned to LazyApply.
Too bad LazyApply didn't keep it simple, and just call themselves "Spray & Pray!" as he used! 
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OpenAI is getting ready to give Google and Microsoft a run for their money in search. Why search, when you can have the AI hallucinate the results?
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I hate to say it, but sometimes their hallucinations are pretty damn good. Even when they were wrong, it still took less time to confirm wrongness and continue on to the right answer than it would have been to wade through Google's ever-increasing garbage results.
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AI/LLM could be an answer to how sift through gigantic mounds of garbage data.
It may be a bit like when you solve a problem with regex though.
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The Apple Silicon M4 processor is now official, promising a "giant leap in performance" and a significant focus on AI. It can also get to you to Cardiff in no time
* Joke may or may not work only within parts of the UK
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"Hey Siri! Design me a virtual machine to decode malicious PDF files incorrectly!"
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Generative AI can improve developers’ productivity — but only when they correctly calibrate expectations. Here are six ways to get off on the wrong foot. If AI only made 6 misconceptions in your code, it might be useful
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7: "need codez now!" always works.
edit: that's an interesting auto-markdown effect!
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Oracle Code Assist will be fine-tuned with Oracle software development practices and coding patterns from Java, SQL, Oracle Cloud Infrastructure, and other technologies such as NetSuite SuiteScript. Sure, why not. Everyone else has (at least) one
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* Terms and conditions apply. Auto-billing commences in instantaneously.
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UNSW Sydney engineers have utilised sound waves to cut the time it takes to make a cold brew coffee from many hours down to mere minutes. Also known as: coffee
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Can someone stick this on James Hoffman's YT please? Maybe he can get a test model to do a review. That would be awesome.
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By his output, would not be surprised to see it soon.
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This new memory-saver policy will discard all the tabs that have been in sleep mode for more than 1.5 days. View them or lose them
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This needs to be configurable. I'd set mine to more than 30 minutes.
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