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Better career opportunities might be available if you are willing to upskill in AI. The other 33% are managers without AI skills
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Sources slam aggressive 'back to school' grading system as HR vows to track VPN use, badge swipes Roses are red, on-site workers are blue. When it's time for a promotion, it's all how they colour you.
I'm very certain better ones will follow
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Remote are red
on-site are gold
when bad times come
They'll be out in the cold
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Slackers are red.
Brown-nosers blue.
If profits decline.
All will be screwed.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The Andreessen Horowitz general partner warned that "BS jobs" have material consequences And he'd know about people doing no real work, as he's a venture capitalist
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Developers are falling out of love with agile software development, with some even declaring it "dead." Here's why they hate agile — and how to revitalize it. It's just pining for the Scrum meetings
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Kent Sharkey wrote: pining for the Scrum meetings
Don't knock them. Scrum meetings are the only human interaction some developers have... 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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A new survey from Cisco reveals that software developers are spending more than 57% of their time in “war room” meetings to resolve application performance issues, rather than focusing on building new software to drive innovation. Remember to aim for the base of the code when trying to put out fires
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In a recent Microsoft Edge build, Microsoft has started testing several flags that may allow the company to block browser’s capabilities when Windows 11 is not activated. Because there's no way people wouldn't just switch to alternatives
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"You can't use edge if--"
Stop trying to convince me.
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Air-gapping GPT-4 model on secure network won't prevent it from potentially making things up. Why does it just keep asking if I want to play a game?
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Microsoft already enables BitLocker by default in Windows 11 23H2, but starting with Windows 11 24H2, Microsoft is apparently implementing a new setup process that automatically activates BitLocker encryption during reinstallation You will be encrypted
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This is an outrage. That means you won't be able to access your files from a different install of an OS. And even if you can turn it off for yourself, your relatives are out of luck if their OS ever fails to boot.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I can see why one might want this for a mobile device or a laptop. I can see why enterprises would want this. Why would your average person want this on their home computer?
The biggest risk for your average user's home computer is attacks via the internet, against which encryption helps not at all. Even if one has secrets (e.g. financial data) on one's computer, this is overkill. An encrypted directory would solve the problem without compromising performance or risking complete data loss if the password is forgotten.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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It provides a rich user interface to view and analyze your data, show insightful column statistics and visualizations, and automatically generate Pandas code as you clean and transform the data. "Don't try to understand 'em Just rope, and throw, and brand 'em"
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Researchers at MIT CSAIL and Project CETI believe that they have unlocked a kind of sperm whale “alphabet” with the aid of machine learning technologies. ArOOOO before mmsssshhhh, except after gk-gk-gk
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I can see it years from now when the headlines reads. "We've done it, we've decoded a sperm whale conversation!"
father sperm whale: "Brrrrrr pop tick tick blop"
son sperm whale: "ArOOOO -gk-gk"
father: "Whoop Whoop Whoop1"
Translation:
Father: "My fin hurts son, could you pull on it for me?"
Son: "Oh dad, that's nasty!"
Father "Har, har, har!"
Proving once again, some things are universal.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I used resume spammers to apply for 120 jobs. Chaos ensued. What happens if an irresistible force of AI-generated resume spam collides with an immovable object of AI-managed resume filters?
/shrug. Too long, too lame of an attempt at rephrasing a classic question. Try harder next time! C- (yes, I grade all my blurbs)
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Quote: What I wanted was a true spray-and-pray machine, the AK-47 of job-application bots. For that, I turned to LazyApply.
Too bad LazyApply didn't keep it simple, and just call themselves "Spray & Pray!" as he used! 
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OpenAI is getting ready to give Google and Microsoft a run for their money in search. Why search, when you can have the AI hallucinate the results?
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I hate to say it, but sometimes their hallucinations are pretty damn good. Even when they were wrong, it still took less time to confirm wrongness and continue on to the right answer than it would have been to wade through Google's ever-increasing garbage results.
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AI/LLM could be an answer to how sift through gigantic mounds of garbage data.
It may be a bit like when you solve a problem with regex though.
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The Apple Silicon M4 processor is now official, promising a "giant leap in performance" and a significant focus on AI. It can also get to you to Cardiff in no time
* Joke may or may not work only within parts of the UK
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"Hey Siri! Design me a virtual machine to decode malicious PDF files incorrectly!"
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Generative AI can improve developers’ productivity — but only when they correctly calibrate expectations. Here are six ways to get off on the wrong foot. If AI only made 6 misconceptions in your code, it might be useful
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