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Here's $5 and a T-Shirt and you can write snark.
Kent: I'll take it!
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Definitely!
TTFN - Kent
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With the Grammarly Software Developers Kit, developers can integrate real-time writing assistance into their apps with a few lines of code. Avoid passive voice in that next bug report
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Microsoft first warned the end was nigh some years ago, but the reality is here: SP3 for SQL Server 2016 is to be the last, the service pack beloved by administrators around the world killed off in favour of a "Modern Servicing Model." No more waiting for SP3 before installing?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: No more waiting for SP3 before installing? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Windows administrators report wide-scale network printing problems after installing this week's September 2021 Patch Tuesday security updates. But of course they do
Not a big enough font for my
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It is getting so common that even joking about it is getting boring
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Microsoft Silverlight, now only supported in the legacy Internet Explorer, goes completely end of life on 12 October – but an open-source project called OpenSilver has appeared to convert Silverlight projects to WebAssembly. Migrate your code from a dead platform, or to an imitation of that dead platform
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Most Americans don't believe their personal information is secure online and aren't satisfied with the federal government's efforts to protect it, according to a poll. But...why?
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Only americans?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Thanks to a recent installation of The Atlantic's ongoing series about conspiracy thinking in America, I just learned that the Internet is dead. I'm really sad to hear none of us exist
I really want to hope that this was started as a prank, but I really can't tell anymore.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I'm really sad to hear none of us exist
You're not dead, but your career (as an Internet commentator) might be.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Internet R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Well, the internet certainly "can eternal lie".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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But I'm real.... aren't I?
I think therefore I compute.
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A snapshot of salary data from AI and data professionals by O'Reilly gives insight into the earning potential for developers in 2021, while highlighting ongoing issues with pay equality and professional development. "Some people say it's folly, but I'd rather have the lolly"
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Microsoft is launching its next perpetual version of Microsoft Office for commercial customers today, and promising an Office 2021 consumer release on October 5th. A new version to add Dark Mode?
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I was hoping for yellow on blue mode.
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But will that be the last version of Office?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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The 20Gbps Free Space Optical Communications tech for Project Taara was originally part of Project Loon "Don't cross the streams."
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The pandemic has exacerbated stressful work conditions for software developers. The good news is that there are many strategies developers can adopt to manage stressors while they contemplate larger, more impactful decisions. Developer fire extinguishers
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Developer fire extinguishers ?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Don't mind if I do. Thank you!
That would definitely qualify.
TTFN - Kent
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Quote: "To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems! - H. Simpson”
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Quote: the World Health Organization defined burnout as “a syndrome conceptualized as resulting from chronic workplace stress that has not been successfully managed.”
The WHO has it all wrong.
This is my definition of burnout:
"Working on mindless tasks that don't take any advantage of my skills as a software architect, and those mindless tasks involve working on code where there was clearly no one with any skills as a software architect." (feel free to replace the nouns with whatever the job is.)
My technique for managing the stress? Double or triple the hours on my timesheet as a "stress multiplier" and do something else. Which I also justify because I know for a fact that since my 20's, I get things done 2 to 3 times faster than practically anyone else, and better quality as well! Sadly, some days, I can't get away with that because there's a constant flood of "help!" requests.
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