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Speak softly and carry a riding crop.
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Back-end developers top the list of in-demand tech jobs, according to a survey of recruiters by developer hiring platform HackerEarth. "Even white boys got to shout, 'Baby got back'"
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With apologies to Jim Morrison...
You men code your Java
Code your PHP
I code more C# than any man ever seen...yeah
I'm your back-end man!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Web hosting company GoDaddy Inc said on Monday email addresses of up to 1.2 million active and inactive Managed WordPress customers had been exposed in an unauthorized third-party access. Boo, daddy!
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Have you ever wondered if there is a correlation between a computer’s energy consumption and the choice of programming languages? "It's not easy being green"
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Nice! Wait until they discover assembly language...
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We tear down some infosec conventional wisdom—there's a lot of bad advice out there. p@ssw0rd is still OK, right?
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A team of computer scientists at the University of California San Diego and Brave Software have developed a tool that will increase protections for users' private data while they browse the web. Step 1: Somehow detect bad code Step 2: Rewrite the bad code while still allowing it to work Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
Who will rewrite the rewriters?
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The DART mission is scheduled to launch at 1:20 a.m. EST on Nov. 24. It's not the journey, but the destination that will end you
Or the probe, anyway.
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Thousands of Firefox cookie databases containing sensitive data are available on request from GitHub repositories, data potentially usable for hijacking authenticated sessions. Isn't it polite to share cookies?
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Should businesses still rely on programmers formally trained at four-year universities—what you might call “white-collar” programmers? Or, instead, are blue-collar programmers with self-taught skills or those who learned from a bootcamp more valuable? "We don't need no education"
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"Coder" actually means "code monkey" in this context.
True, also universities deliver many code monkeys with M.Sc. titles...
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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Adding abstractions always comes at the cost of complexity and, when done excessively, starts slowing down the speed of development and the ability for people to easily comprehend the codebase. Only use the mature ones
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This is something I can attest to regarding my personal projects. When I get carried away with fancy design, it prevents me from actually creating something that works!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Microsoft has confirmed a new known issue impacting client and server Windows versions that breaks apps after updating or repairing them using the Windows Installer (previously known as Microsoft Installer). Then I guess you just need to run the Installer again to fix things? Oh...wait.
I guess running the installer isn't in the test path?
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When some users complained about some of the sluggish UI performance instances on Windows 11, the Windows developer team confirmed that it is indeed working to address such issues in 2022. I guess the icons are all updated then
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Microsoft has started rolling out the Windows 11 upgrade to more eligible Windows 10 devices faster after not detecting update experience issues during the first rollout phases. "'Til the landslide brought me down"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: to more eligible Windows 10 devices faster after not detecting update experience issues during the first rollout phases. Pfff... they probably have chosen a population steak that was away during the Spring Break...
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: chosen a population steak that was away during the Spring Break I think that population is probably more burger than steak
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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I meant it as "steak holder" or "piece of" but probably I should have worded differently...
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I think you mean stakeholder, not steak holder. The former is someone who has a stake in the project, and the latter is a piece of meat.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Yeah... that
But now that I think of it... I think I should buy a good steak and put it on hold for a while on the barbecue and get a cold with it
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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not to worry, Brother Nelek, i just be havin' fun wid' ye.
i was at a party, and someone asked me if was a vegetarian; 'no,' i replied: 'i'm into altered steaks.'
cheers, Bill
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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The price tracking feature will be available soon and is designed to track products you’ve recently viewed and alert you of price changes. Just the features one would expect in a web browser
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And I'm sure no spying will be going on to provide this feature!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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