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Meer Osman Ali wrote: If you like, then help me out
We don't like.
Regards,
--Perspx
"I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod." - Steve Ballmer
"Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph." - Linus Torvalds
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: There's no way anyone is going to just give you the code.
I was thinking of giving him some code for free. It would be delivered as highly obfuscated code (using Skater since it can crash Reflector), zero documentation, and zero liability on my part of any hair pulling frustration he would encounter.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
"Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Thank you very much for the time to code. This is urgent please. Documentation is not needed
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You missed the joke icon. I wouldn't give you any of my code without having some kind of financial reward attached to it. I am pretty sure you couldn't afford it anyways
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
"Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Paul Conrad wrote: financial reward
Sorry i cant give monetary support to resources now. I just need an optimal code so that it reaches a greater mass of people who use the application. Your name will come in Application Credits as a support engineer
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Meer Osman Ali wrote: Your name will come in Application Credits as a support engineer
Whooppeeee!!! That'll pay my mortgage!
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Meer Osman Ali wrote: Your name will come in Application Credits as a support engineer
Oooooooh wowwwwwww. B.F.D.
Meer Osman Ali wrote: Sorry i cant give monetary support to resources now.
Sorry, can't give you code then. If you were really an entrepreneur, you would have monetary resources.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
"Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Funniest post of the day (so far)!
Mark Salsbery
Microsoft MVP - Visual C++
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Mark Salsbery wrote: Funniest post of the day (so far)!
Hmmm... glad i could be the reason for the funniest post though on the negetive side
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You're welcome!
Mark Salsbery
Microsoft MVP - Visual C++
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Ok guys empty vessels make more noise. I guess i will see some great article contributers and contact them personally. U guys just wasted my valuable entrepreneural time. Thanks for that
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Meer Osman Ali wrote: i will see some great article contributers and contact them personally
Well, go for it! Don't expect much different of a reception from them.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
"Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Hah... they are MVPs dude. Most Valuable Professionals. They can solve any problem in minutes. They will be impressed on my idea and would like to change the world!
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Meer Osman Ali wrote: they are MVPs dude. Most Valuable Professionals. They can solve any problem in minutes.
Yup - I'm an MVP. I can calculate PI to 1 billion decimal places just by gazing at my navel. I invented a time machine last week.
Meer Osman Ali wrote: They will be impressed on my idea and would like to change the world!
Great - let's change the world. I assume we're tackling world poverty or hunger here - after all, anything else wouldn't be worth the time of a great entrepeneur like yourself would it.
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Can I borrow your time machine? There's a in it for you
Bar fomos edo pariyart gedeem, agreo eo dranem abal edyero eyrem kalm kareore
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Will you also need to borrow a firearm?
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots.
-- Robert Royall
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: I invented a time machine last week.
You mean Next week?
Take a chill pill, Daddy-o
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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if (entrepreneur == parasite)
{
solution = Net.DownloadCode(PaymentType.None);
}
else
{
troll = true;
}
I would guess that the latter is true.
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Yes! You just supplied the troll with the URGENT CODE NEEDED
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
"Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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