Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:take over the world
An interesting preposition.
A lot of decisions to consider. For example, should you be given a cabinet postion or used as an example to warn others.* I considered offering a martyr option, but it's just so over-used these days. Perhaps the figurehead/target route? These things are just so hard to decide.
Now, on a more serious note:
Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:You, on the other hand, can start planning to take over the world right away
My plan is already in place - I'm simply waiting for them to come crawling to me with the offer of Grand Emperor-Deluxe and Royal Smart Person. I can hear them grovel deep within my minds eye . . .
. . . Stop. Wait. what is this that you have done to me? Am I going mad? <Power, must have More pow> Must maintain control <er. It's for their own goo>. Losing control. The hunger. It grows. It must be satified . . . appeased . . . Sated. Make haste. Warn those that are left - before it's too late!
Must I rule, yet again? Is there truly no other?
Alas, My Kingdom for a Shrubbery,
Those those of you wondering - it's out of my system for know. I think it brought on by being exposed to so VB code.
*You needn't have done anything to earn any of these distinctions. I consider random acts to be much more effective at controlling the populous. It's served me well, so far, against the evil 'USER' of applications.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"How do you find out if you're unwanted if everyone you try to ask tells you to go away?" - Balboos HaGadol
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