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I believe these calculations are wrong as total in percents should be 100%. And that is not the case which makes no sense.
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Same question every year and I answer the same, nothing happens.. errrr 
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Come, now, it's certainly easier to achieve than "An internet that values helpfulness and honesty over criticism and fantasy" 
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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Peace is only possible if the violant people and crazy politicians are accepting some compromiss. So I have little hope. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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To face my own human weaknesses, and, without self-pity, or unrealistic expectations, do what I can to improve myself so that I can, in the limited arena of my daily life, manifest love, compassion, and charity, for my fellow human beings who are suffering.
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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We encouraged everyone in the workplace to be a secret Santa for kids at the orphanage home. We celebrated the Christmas party with them, it was one of the best celebrations and much satisfactory. Best Christmas ever, nothing more I wanted for the eve.
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I suppose some books are in order. 
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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...since last christmas!!
In the meantime I changed employer, and as I crossed almost every point last year, this year I'm almost wishless happy!
And this though I've only had one single day holiday in the last seven months....
Seems jobs influence happiness more than I'd like to admit!!
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Who could ask for anything more?
veni bibi saltavi
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Wot? No Liquid Nitrogen?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Greedy!
veni bibi saltavi
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Damn. I forgot all about that! 
/ravi
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How could you forget? It's what I wanted to post but Nagy got there first 
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread
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I want to be able to sleep and rest thia holiday at least 9 to 10 hours per night
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Can't put a price on that.
/ravi
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Medical Aid will try though 
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Amen + Om Shanti !
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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... is Melissa Lynn[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Local admin rights on my works laptop so I can delete things from my desktop without asking an admin to do it for me :
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Hell Yeah brother! Lets light the burning torches, sharpen the pitchforks, and march on the infrastructure guys and reclaim our admin rights!
Why?...Need I really explain - but here's a typical conversation between an applications developer and an infrastructure guy:
"Please can I have a new user group set up to use in this new app? It'll save us both time in the long run"
"Raise a ticket"
"But you take weeks responding to tickets and then you do it wrong twice before getting it right and then I'll have forgotten the context of all of this and it'll take a day of reading back over notes to see why I wanted it in the first place. Oh and my ticket will have breached because Finance are waiting for their app or it will be un-secure because that intern they had has moved onto marketing but still has access because we are controlling things at user level...."
"Raise a ticket"
"Look I can create the user group myself if I had rights to log in as admin anymore, it will take 5 minutes at most, if I raise a ticket that will take me 20 minutes to do, 20 minutes for you to process and 5 minutes to actually do the work. Even if you do it right away."
"Raise a ticket"
"You could have done it by this time if you had actually done it"
"Raise a ticket"
"Look I'll even credit your work in our change request register, you will have an audit trail for it"
"Raise a ticket"
"You could even spin off a function in the ticketing system to create service request ticket for you on the back of us creating a task against the change request...that'll work really well...and be kinda fun..."
"Raise a ticket"
"ok"
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...I have not checked off the "A new boss, manager, colleagues, office or job" box.
No, I haven't retired -- I actually really enjoy all of the above -- great people, great office, great job.
Pretty darn amazing, if you ask me.
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Marc Clifton wrote: great people, great office, great job
Same here. Like any job, it has its annoyances and things I grumble about. I have it a lot better off than most people, however.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Why settle for anything less?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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if I wanted something - it would be all of this seasonal good-will not be shut down the remainder of the year.
Now wouldn't that be a nice present? And to top things off - If I somehow got my present it means everyone else does, too . . .
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