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OriginalGriff12-Jan-23 8:18

12-Jan-23 8:18

What is this "real life" thing you keep going on about, and where does one buy one? Amazon do not appear to stock them in my size.

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CPallini12-Jan-23 8:39

CPallini

12-Jan-23 8:39

Just become a bit harder to comply with. Laugh | :laugh:

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yacCarsten12-Jan-23 10:24

yacCarsten

12-Jan-23 10:24

"Real Life" is the protype for "Better Than Life".
If you want a copy, see Lister currently residing on Red Dwarf.
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OriginalGriff12-Jan-23 10:33

12-Jan-23 10:33

No way! Talky Toaster has been fixed, remember? Unsure | :~

OriginalGriff12-Jan-23 10:40

12-Jan-23 10:40

Do you remember the news report on the release of Better Than Life?

Quote:
So great is the appeal of "Better Than Life" when one store in New Tokyo ran out of stocks, rubber nuclear weapons had to be deployed to disperse the crowd.

yacCarsten12-Jan-23 11:00

yacCarsten

12-Jan-23 11:00

No, I don't remember that one.

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Richard Deeming12-Jan-23 22:18

12-Jan-23 22:18

Isn't that the same news report that had the newly discovered page missing from the front of the bible? Big Grin | :-D

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OriginalGriff12-Jan-23 22:39

12-Jan-23 22:39

Quote:
Archaeologists near Mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."

Yep!

den2k8812-Jan-23 22:54

den2k88

12-Jan-23 22:54

OriginalGriff wrote:
What is this "real life"

What is just fantasy?

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Nelek12-Jan-23 9:30

Nelek

12-Jan-23 9:30

Nice list. Good luck on it.

Do not forget to close the door on the way out to get a real life. Smile | :)

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jmaida12-Jan-23 9:36

12-Jan-23 9:36

This is "real life".
Don't stop until you drop.

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Richard Deeming12-Jan-23 22:19

12-Jan-23 22:19

But is this the real life?
Or is this just fantasy?
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jmaida13-Jan-23 9:52

13-Jan-23 9:52

Absolutely, no fantasy.
Just jump up in the air.
You will see real quick it's real.

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Richard Deeming15-Jan-23 22:09

15-Jan-23 22:09

But what if you're Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality?

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jmaida16-Jan-23 6:53

16-Jan-23 6:53

I was referring to gravity as prove of reality. Landslides included.

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Richard Deeming16-Jan-23 21:58

16-Jan-23 21:58

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see.

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jmaida17-Jan-23 9:07

17-Jan-23 9:07

yes, absolutely the best

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Single Step Debugger12-Jan-23 9:51

Single Step Debugger

12-Jan-23 9:51

The real life is a way too overrated.

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den2k8812-Jan-23 22:53

den2k88

12-Jan-23 22:53

If you make a norm of an imaginary life you instantly get a real one.

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12-Jan-23 6:50

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theoldfool12-Jan-23 5:13

theoldfool

12-Jan-23 5:13

Too quiet here this morning.
Left ponder here. I should know better

Got an email that I should sign up for a government site that allows access for many government services (I get health care from the VA). Wow, can't wait.

So, I submit:

1. email address
2. MFA stuff, text phone number and get 10 secret codes.
3. SS # (don't sweat that, it was compromised years ago).
4. Photos of my photo ID
5. Promise to play nice.
6. Short arm inspection.
7. Respond to verification text.

And then... TaDa:
"You have experienced an error". Call 800....
They put me on ignore.

Experience: recognizing a mistake the second time you make it.

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Slacker00712-Jan-23 5:28

Slacker007

12-Jan-23 5:28

I find your post extremely disturbing for at least 3 reasons, maybe more. Sigh | :sigh:

Mike Hankey12-Jan-23 6:47

Mike Hankey

12-Jan-23 6:47

theoldfool wrote:
I get health care from the VA

Yeah me too. I had laser surgery on my eyes about 6 months ago, they put stints in because I have glaucoma and have had problems with eyes every since. So they toss me around this whole time saying that I didn't do post op right. Did exactly what they told me and now they are sending me to a civilian ophthalmologist to fix what they screwed up.

The doctor that did the surgery was in training and she put one of the stints in the wrong place and that's what's giving me problems.

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Nelek12-Jan-23 6:49

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12-Jan-23 6:49

I hope it gets fixed soon. Rose | [Rose]

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