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I Graduated in Natural Sciences (Chemistry & Physics) from Durham University, where I did not cover myself with glory, but did fill, and often cover, myself with beer.

I qualified as a secondary school teacher, but I hated teaching. I worked as an IT techhie for a few years but kept being promoted to IT Trainer, thanks to my teaching experience, which I also disliked. I spent some time working out what else I could do instead and reduced beer intake.

I realised that I should work as a programmer, having enjoyed it a hobby since I was a nipper in the halcyon days of the Sinclair Spectrum (48k, Rubber Keyboard). Spent two weeks working out why I didn't think of this to start with, instead of starting my dull-as-ditch-water Chemistry degree 8 years earlier. Had a beer to celebrate.

I Graduated in 2001 with an MSc from Newcastle Uni in Comp Sci. Did cover myself with glory, and drank some beer.

.Netting ever since, and loving it. Though I have largely given up beer due to not being able to hack the pace like I used to.

I was born, brought up, and have lived most of my life near Newcastle. In a fit of temporary insanity I moved to Amman, in my wife's homeland of Jordan, but made it back safely to the UK without any extra holes being made in my person by bullets. To be fair it was pretty safe at the time, if you ignored the roads.

Visit Jordan if you can by the way, the landscape is beautiful and varied, the food excellent and the people the friendliest on earth, after Geordies naturally Smile | :) .

  

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GeneralIt Builds!!!!!! Pin
Keith Barrow18-May-11 14:03
professionalKeith Barrow18-May-11 14:03 
RantWhy Our Code Base Sucks Today II Pin
Keith Barrow13-May-11 7:44
professionalKeith Barrow13-May-11 7:44 
GeneralWhoa - 2 Months and I have TFS Server! Pin
Keith Barrow5-May-11 1:49
professionalKeith Barrow5-May-11 1:49 
GeneralA new TLA* for the masses [modified] Pin
Keith Barrow20-Mar-11 5:03
professionalKeith Barrow20-Mar-11 5:03 
GeneralRe: A new TLA* for the masses Pin
DaveAuld31-Mar-11 3:36
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GeneralRe: A new TLA* for the masses Pin
Keith Barrow31-Mar-11 4:18
professionalKeith Barrow31-Mar-11 4:18 
GeneralWhy our code base sucks Pin
Keith Barrow18-Mar-11 5:44
professionalKeith Barrow18-Mar-11 5:44 
I've inherited a website from some bloke, lets call him Buck (pronounced Bu-huh-ck) who started the original site way back. He has written a set of Http handlers, any superficial attempt to remove them results in the whole site going down, there is heavy (and unecessary) dependancy on Buck's stuff. Our website regularly craps-out, largely due to these handlers. Worse we don't log errors (or anything) anywhere, just redirect to a login screen so we have no clue what is going on, and no bugs are reported because no error screen ever appears.

Anyhoo I'm currently figuring out what's what, so I start to look at our code. To give him his due, Buck has implemented IHttpHandler, and ProcessRequest so it builds. For japes I run the solution through the code analysis tool in VS2010. ProcesRequest is 344 lines long, has a cyclomatic complexity of 177 and a Maintainability index of 0. Yes 0. The thing is a knot of nested if statements, regions (helpfully in place of methods and sometimes classes).

This is all just the tip of the iceberg, I feel a re-write coming on. At least the site builds (it didn't last week) and we are half-way to getting TFS to replace our current source code repository. Which is one of the dev machines, a guy (who left) to merge the changes and a USB key to transfer the files.

GeneralNew Job "Web Team Leader" Pin
Keith Barrow14-Mar-11 10:07
professionalKeith Barrow14-Mar-11 10:07 
GeneralNew Job - "Web Manager" Pin
Keith Barrow7-Feb-11 1:58
professionalKeith Barrow7-Feb-11 1:58 
GeneralRe: New Job - "Web Manager" Pin
Ali Al Omairi(Abu AlHassan)26-Feb-11 3:18
professionalAli Al Omairi(Abu AlHassan)26-Feb-11 3:18 
GeneralPlease leave message after the tone Pin
Keith Barrow4-Jan-11 7:57
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