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I think his early programs were much better than the more modern ones which for me are spoiled by overly loud music and lacking in commentary by sir David
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Quote: These two books are essential to me.
I see that, because of the royalties. 
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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Oh, yes. That's in the top 10. 
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It poops in the yard, which keeps the bears and cougars away, but unfortunately also the deer.
When I say the dog is stupid, I'm speaking relative to dogs. Thick as a brick, that one. The derp is fierce. Sis can't even get a cat, because the dog is so stupid she'd kill it.
Very friendly to people though. I try to be nice to the dog - she can't help that she's a dog. But my god, I am so a cat person.
[I redacted something that I typed in this space that the dog did that was so gross that on reflection I don't want to repeat so as not to ruin anyone's lunch. I gagged when I saw it though. Let's just say that. ]
I don't know how people deal with dogs. I get that they're friendly, and even useful sometimes, but the ick factor is just off the scale.
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For the sake of balance - and to restore the lunch-ruining grossness! - one of our cats doesn't really chew his biscuits, because he has almost no teeth left.
We know this, because he often gorges himself, then leaves a pile of soggy biscuits in some random place around the house. Usually somewhere where we're bound to step when it's dark.
But if we avoid stepping in it, and ignore the pile for an hour or two, it's often disappeared when we go back to clean it up. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Cat vomit is definitely a grossness about cats, but at least they don't eat it.
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honey the codewitch wrote: at least they don't eat it
How else would it have disappeared? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Your cat is mental.
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All four are "special", in their own ways. 
I'm sure #5 will be completely normal and sensible when we get him - hopefully just before Christmas.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Given the circumstances I wouldn't rule it out.
I once saw a skunk that was (probably) so starved, it ate garbage that was left outside at night; when the light was turned on, it went into a panic, vomited and then ate the whole damned thing again.
(you started it) 
A co-worker once told a story about his girlfriend's cat and two dogs. Whenever the cat walked towards it litter box, both dogs would pretend to be sleeping, and patiently wait until the cat was done. Then the fight was all about who got the treat the cat had left behind.
May I remind you, some people then let their pets lick their faces.
Ok, I'm done. And I won't feel bad if someone deletes this...
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Google for 'endless beer'  Be warned, to watch the video(s)
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honey the codewitch wrote: Cat vomit is definitely a grossness about cats, but at least they don't eat it
The dog that doesn't eat a vomit is not a real dog.
This rule can be extended to several other unpleasant things, that real dogs like.
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The problem with cat vomit is that they usually vomit in the middle of the night in our bedroom or the hallway, and I step in it in my bare feet while letting the dog out before I'm awake enough to turn on the lights. 
There are no solutions, only trade-offs. - Thomas Sowell
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
- Calvin (Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes)
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The previous neighbours had an Afghan Hound, and it was dumb even for Afghans.
They had a problem with him wandering off if they left the door open, so they fitted a small gate on the path. Literally, on the path - no walls or anything beside it. And it was a small gate, he could have stepped over it. But no, it stopped him dead - he couldn't even think to go round it ...
I had a boss like that - he used to love skiing and the whole office was really hoping he'd end up pointed at a tree one day because he'd be unable to decide to go right or left before he smacked right into it.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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The cattle crossings on the road headed up to Teton and Yellowstone National Parks are painted on the road. Apparently cattle can't tell the difference and won't cross them.
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Forty-some years ago I returned from a business trip to find my wife had bought an Afghan Hound for the kids (primary school ages).
It too was dumb beyond belief. Could had cleared the low gate to freedom with no effort at all, but chose instead to run full tilt into the 1.8m paling fence. Shake head, turn and repeat....
Wasn't very long before it found itself in the animal shelter in search of a new home. Good luck, somebody.
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honey the codewitch wrote: Thick as a brick, that one. The derp is fierce.
"The derp is fierce"...
It's possible this dog cannot brain because it has the dumb.
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Sander Rossel wrote: grossness: children > dogs > cats
Agreed. But the challenge of raising children, and the joy of seeing them overcome challenges on their way from babyhood to adulthood make it all worth while. YMMV.
For me, one of my most treasured memories is the joy and pride on my eldest daughter's face when as a baby she stood up unsupported for the first time.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I've got zero children and I got a vasectomy earlier this year, so that's how I think about it.
And since I've got no male relatives to carry on the family name it'll die with me.
Not only do I not want kids, I really dislike them, but all my friends are getting them 
I'm learning to cope, mainly by ignoring them the best I can.
I still like dogs a lot more than kids
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As I wrote, YMMV.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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