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Jeremy Falcon wrote: I present to you
but when you present to her...stand back!
A home without books is a body without soul. Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Ah, but the best chicks have a sense of humor.
Jeremy Falcon
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That site is blocked here at work. Is it a picture of a Stepford Wife?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Richard Andrew x64 wrote: Stepford Wife
Dunno what that is, but it's a pic of a book called "The Perfect Wife" in a bookstore. However, it's in the fiction section. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Quote: The Stepford Wives is a 1972 satirical "feminist horror"[1] novel by Ira Levin. The story concerns Joanna Eberhart, a talented photographer, wife, and young mother who suspects that something in the town of Stepford is changing the wives from free-thinking, intelligent women into compliant wives dedicated solely to homemaking. As her friends slowly transform, Joanna realizes the horrific truth.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Safe for work.
But NSFH !
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Get one today!
Humility, and fine taste, combined.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Not many that I know.
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I know it's a popular word these days but...
This is super weird
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
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Yeah, it is like "hmmm, is this satire?"
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Anybody asking what a husband wants?
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Everybody already knows that, and it's not safe for the lounge. 
Jeremy Falcon
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That dude is weird, fake, and creepy. And this whole Zuckerturd getting to martial arts is just a publicity stunt or reeeeaaallly late onset puberty, which should be obvious to anyone over the age of 12.
Jeremy Falcon
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Quote: “bringing back the Roman tradition of making sculptures of your wife”.
The only problem with this is that the Greeks and the Romans considered greater than life size statues to be a challenge to the gods. Only the gods got statues greater than life.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You mean your wife isn't the household goddess?
Michelle was ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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OriginalGriff wrote: your wife isn't the household goddess?
Do you mean that she is capricious, demands daily sacrifices, and is likely to become angry with no reason?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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At least the Greeks and Romans had enough sense to not include arms; that kept them from holding credit cards.
Will Rogers never met me.
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This is exactly the kind of thing an AI would do if an AI would have to pretend to be a loving husband.
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It's simple:
Most people settle for taking pictures, and then posting them on Facebook.
But as its CEO, he knows better than uploading pictures there. He knows exactly what the company is up to.
He can do better. If he wants to impress me, he's gonna have to go full Taj Mahal.
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Carve the Moon into a likeness of her face?*
* Which would reduce the amount of "al fresco" sex couples would get up to, I suspect.
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Now that's ambitious.
Not even Musk could afford that. 
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That just means he doesn't truly love her ... 
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Clearly. I mean, you've seen the statue...
And why that color? Does he live in Avatar-world?
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dandy72 wrote: gonna have to go full Taj Mahal.
She'd have to be dead for that.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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