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I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. -- Better Off Dead
Mike
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This, from the same scene as the Francis quote in Stripes.
"There was one?"
My brother and I use it whenever we describe gettting into a nonsense conversation.
Full Quote:
Quote: Cruiser : I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in the army. I thought I'd better join before I got drafted.
Sergeant Hulka : Son, there ain't no draft no more.
Cruiser : There was one?
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Mongol General: Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.
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The barbarian chieftain said: “What then are the
greatest things that a man may find in life?” This is the sort of thing you’re supposed to say to maintain steppecred in barbarian circles.
The man on his right thoughtfully drank his cocktail of mare’s milk and snowcat blood, and spoke thus: “The crisp horizon of the steppe, the wind in your hair, a fresh horse under you.”
The man on his left said: “The cry of the white eagle in the heights, the fall of snow in the forest, a true arrow in your bow.”
The chieftain nodded, and said: “Surely it is the sight of your enemy slain, the humiliation of his tribe and the lamentation of his women.”
There was a general murmur of whiskery approval at this outrageous display.
Then the chieftain turned respectfully to his guest, a small figure carefully warming his chilblains by the fire, and said: “But our guest, whose name is legend, must
tell us truly: What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?”
The guest paused in the middle of another unsuccessful attempt to light up. “What shay?” he said, toothlessly.
“I said: What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?”
The warriors leaned closer. This should be worth hearing.
The guest thought long and hard and then said, with deliberation: “Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper.”
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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The Professor : "Look at this. Look at what they make you give. "
Bourne: 'I swear to God, if I even feel somebody behind me, there is no measure to how fast and how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep.'
Cronin: "He's making his first mistake."
Nicki: "It's not a mistake. They don't make mistakes. They don't do random. There's always an objective. Always a target."
~ The Bourne Trilogy
Newt: "We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly"
Hudson: "Maybe we got 'em demoralized. "
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?
Bishop: I'm afraid I have some bad news.
Hudson: Well that's a switch.
Hicks: I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.
Burke: This is clearly an important species we're dealing with and I don't think that you or I, or anybody, has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them.
Ripley: Wrong.
Vasquez: Yeah, watch us.
~ Aliens
Lt. A.K. Waters: Now cowboy the f*** up!
~ Tears of the Sun
"Don't talk like you're one of them! You're not... even if you'd like to be. To them you're just a freak, like me. They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out. Like a leper. See, their morals, their "code"... it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these uh, these "civilized people", they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."
"This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."
"I'm a dog chasing cars... I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. I just... do things. I'm just the wrench in the gears. I hate plans."
"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
~ the Joker, The Dark Knight
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"I let him go"
"Mistakes are prevented by Experience. Experience is gained by making mistakes."
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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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I'm a peacock! You gotta let me fly! ~ The Other Guys
Run, GO! Get to da choppa! ~ Predator
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. ~ Dodgeball
You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. ~ A Knights Tale
These are all fun to use at work...
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One time I told Chris in an email that I was a peacock and he had to let me fly and he wrote back: "peacocks don't fly."
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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"Sir, the truth is, I talk to God all the time, and, no offense, but He never mentioned you."
-Bob
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I've been taking a break from coding lately, but work beckons. Now I've got a project in front of me on a fairly tight deadline, so every day matters.
I pulled up my project which I managed to work on for a couple of hours yesterday but never got in "the zone"
At least some progress was made.
Now I pull it up, and I know what I wrote was legible, but I don't understand it. I should be able to.
Anyone who has read Douglas Adams knows what I mean when I say "the long dark teatime of the soul" - the Sunday afternoon where nothing ever seems to get any traction, and you're listless - that sort of thing, well it has overcome me now, and it's not even Sunday.
Today is a write off. I don't know what's up with my head today, but it's like I can't focus on anything. I can't afford for this to continue, and it's not like me.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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That's the crux with creativity. Whereas non-creative folk can usually zone out and do their job since it's so repetitive... people that have to think need that spark. Energy is not infinite.
There's no real good way to get back in the zone. Best way I figured out over the years was to just start with something small and innocuous. It's like writing a book, even if what you're writing sucks because you're not in the zone, just start. Eventually the ol' noggin should catch up.
Or go dig a ditch for a day and realize that coding is better than doing that. 
Jeremy Falcon
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I just love that dark sense of humor but I think I can improve on it.
If you dig a ditch so deep you can't get out.
Your spade brakes.
Then you realize you forgot something at the top of the ditch.
That would put a smile on my face
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A surfer friend of mine told me once...
If you are on the top of the wave for too long, you either hit the sand or the rocks. If you want to surf all the time, you need to "step down", go back and relax while waiting for the next good wave.
I am pretty bad at it, but when I do realize it and follow the tip, it really works for me.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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This experience reminds me of the moments I spend playing the piano. When I become intimately familiar with a musical piece, my fingers seem to possess a mind of their own, effortlessly navigating the keys while my thoughts begin to wander. It's as if I inhabit two separate identities: one consumed by the act of playing, and another that sits back and listens, engaging in unrelated musings. In these moments, I often find myself contemplating the peculiarity of this division, only to be abruptly jolted back to reality, realizing that I've momentarily lost track of the next note in the composition. It never fails to amuse me, and I can't help but chuckle at the delightful quirkiness of the situation.
Interestingly, I've experienced a similar phenomenon where I enter a state of deep focus and flow during the middle stages of a project. It's fascinating how inspiration and productivity can strike unexpectedly, defying any specific formula or prediction. In essence, my suggestion would be to embrace the uncertainty of the "zone" and instead focus on establishing a work routine. By diligently working on your project, even during periods when the zone feels distant, you create an environment that hopefully allows for those productive moments to emerge more frequently.
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One of my all time favourite books, and the image is brilliant.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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"So long, and thanks for all the fish" was rather good, too.
Will Rogers never met me.
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It happens. Even with a tight timeline, time to go do something else for a little while.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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When that happens to me, I borrow from the "Pomodoro Timer" method.
You need to get some(any) kind of timer, set it for some small time like 25 minutes where you promise yourself you'll try to focus on an important step. I think 25 mins is suggested 'cause it doesn't sound too long, it's doable.
When the timer goes off - you permit yourself to stray ( go for a walk, practice music and juggling etc. ) for about 5-10 minutes. Your mind deserves some fun off the leash.
Repeat the cycle.
I find it gets me back into the mode where I can get in the zone again where the "work" is actually "fun".
Totally stray out of the "Pomodoro" rules when I am out of the funk.
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It wasn't a motivation issue. It was a focus issue. I could not get my brain to engage with the code. I was totally ready to work and I just couldn't. The code may as well have been French.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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I have been where you are.
I find a disconnect while my right-brain can suggest to my left-brain what I need to do usually works.
Of course, if the deadline is not looming, the urgency is not there and the inspiration will not be forthcoming . .
You have always come through before - this time will be no different. Trust the magic in you - it will show you the way . .
A few are great.
I am small.
Together we are the Universe.
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Message Closed
modified 15-May-23 19:06pm.
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The cause usually is pure laziness and lack of imagination on the part of the UI designers/developers. Popping up a dialogue box followed by another, and so on, is easy and quick (and so often horrible for the user). But job done, move on.....
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I call it a dog's breakfast, but I am sure no self respecting dog will touch it. 
First installing it froze at 69% for almost half an hour. Then (after a restart) the computer froze at "You are 0% there." After waiting for about another 30 minutes, I forced the power off and restarted the machine. Upon the restart, it immediately resumed counting up to 100% quite fast.
After another restart, I thought it best to run a sfc scan and sure enough it reported that it found and repaired some corrupt files. Now the machine seems to be working OK.
This update robbed me of more than an hour out of my day! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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