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No matter where you go, there you are.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.
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"Anytime..."
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"It really tied the room together"
So old that I did my first coding in octal via switches on a DEC PDP 8
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Quote: I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Great, now I have to rewatch it.
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My work here is done! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Leslie? 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Aren't they all?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Tremors
"Yeah. See, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now. Earl explained it to me."
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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"I'm going to fight for peace, justice and The American Way". Superman - the movie.
I was present at the first showing of Superman in Trondheim, Norway. This line was met with a unison roar of laughter from an audience of 1200, followed by a stomp clap that drowned the next few spoken lines.
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I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
(The Italian Job, Michael Caine)
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Quote: And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!
The Galaxy Song. Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life
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To fight the bug, we must first understand the bug.
-- Sky Marshal Tehat Meru, Starship Troopers
Show me the money! Show. Me. The money!
-- Rod Tidwell, Jerry Maguire
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You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Michael Caine, The Italian Job.
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I call it a brain - The Croods
I'll be back - Terminator
I'm having what she is having - When harry met Sally
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Badges?
We ain’t got no badges!
We don’t need no badges!
I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!
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Animal Deliveryman: Raul Hernandez?
Raul Hernandez: Yeah.
Animal Deliveryman: Got the delivery here for your next show.
Raul Hernandez: Oh great. What you got?
Animal Deliveryman: Let's see, I got one aardvark, one flamingo, four porcupines, two armadillos, three badgers...
Raul Hernandez: [spoofing "Treasure of the Sierra Madre"] Badgers?... Badgers?... I don't NEED no stinking Badgers!
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“Yeah, they’re dead. They’re all messed up.”
“Curtis, are ya dead?”
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I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. -- Better Off Dead
Mike
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This, from the same scene as the Francis quote in Stripes.
"There was one?"
My brother and I use it whenever we describe gettting into a nonsense conversation.
Full Quote:
Quote: Cruiser : I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in the army. I thought I'd better join before I got drafted.
Sergeant Hulka : Son, there ain't no draft no more.
Cruiser : There was one?
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Mongol General: Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.
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The barbarian chieftain said: “What then are the
greatest things that a man may find in life?” This is the sort of thing you’re supposed to say to maintain steppecred in barbarian circles.
The man on his right thoughtfully drank his cocktail of mare’s milk and snowcat blood, and spoke thus: “The crisp horizon of the steppe, the wind in your hair, a fresh horse under you.”
The man on his left said: “The cry of the white eagle in the heights, the fall of snow in the forest, a true arrow in your bow.”
The chieftain nodded, and said: “Surely it is the sight of your enemy slain, the humiliation of his tribe and the lamentation of his women.”
There was a general murmur of whiskery approval at this outrageous display.
Then the chieftain turned respectfully to his guest, a small figure carefully warming his chilblains by the fire, and said: “But our guest, whose name is legend, must
tell us truly: What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?”
The guest paused in the middle of another unsuccessful attempt to light up. “What shay?” he said, toothlessly.
“I said: What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?”
The warriors leaned closer. This should be worth hearing.
The guest thought long and hard and then said, with deliberation: “Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper.”
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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The Professor : "Look at this. Look at what they make you give. "
Bourne: 'I swear to God, if I even feel somebody behind me, there is no measure to how fast and how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep.'
Cronin: "He's making his first mistake."
Nicki: "It's not a mistake. They don't make mistakes. They don't do random. There's always an objective. Always a target."
~ The Bourne Trilogy
Newt: "We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly"
Hudson: "Maybe we got 'em demoralized. "
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?
Bishop: I'm afraid I have some bad news.
Hudson: Well that's a switch.
Hicks: I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.
Burke: This is clearly an important species we're dealing with and I don't think that you or I, or anybody, has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them.
Ripley: Wrong.
Vasquez: Yeah, watch us.
~ Aliens
Lt. A.K. Waters: Now cowboy the f*** up!
~ Tears of the Sun
"Don't talk like you're one of them! You're not... even if you'd like to be. To them you're just a freak, like me. They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out. Like a leper. See, their morals, their "code"... it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these uh, these "civilized people", they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."
"This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."
"I'm a dog chasing cars... I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. I just... do things. I'm just the wrench in the gears. I hate plans."
"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
~ the Joker, The Dark Knight
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