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Well, there's one obvious way to make that true: force every human to read a constant barrage of xitter posts, thus making everyone dumber than the current crop of "spicy-autocarrot" tools they're calling AI.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Will it be capable of pissing off the SEC, libelous tweets, and shooting morale in the foot with 120 character-grain bullets?
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Threat actors can exploit a security vulnerability in the Rust standard library to target Windows systems in command injection attacks. But it's memory safe!
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It is not a flaw... it is lapse
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Proof that while memory safety is critical, it's also critical to check your arguments. Anyone else notice that Oracle won't be fixing Java for this vulnerability.
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The Recommended section on the Windows 11 Start menu is a hot topic among users, and it seems Microsoft itself is not too sure about the right way to proceed with it without coming across as forceful or invasive to users. What is the sound of one button not clicking?
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The same as one finger waving? 
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Like .i..?
Ooops, I had a lapse. I of course meant "..."  
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Microsoft has resolved a security lapse that exposed internal company files and credentials to the open internet. Hoist with their own petard
At least it was their own people this time, not customers?
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Oooops, lapse
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We're excited to announce our first round of additions to the Gemma family, expanding the possibilities for ML developers to innovate responsibly: CodeGemma for code completion and generation tasks as well as instruction following, and RecurrentGemma, an efficiency-optimized architecture for research experimentation. If everyone else released a coding assistant, would you do it too?
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I see some parallels with the quote: Better to close your mouth and let them think that you are dumb, than opening and confirming it.
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GitHub Copilot your AI-powered coding companion is now seamlessly woven into your Visual Studio IDE, enhancing your everyday tasks and bringing you the latest AI-driven coding experiences. Because everyone was asking how you could make VS larger
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Microsoft has released the KB5036893 cumulative update for Windows 11 23H3, which includes 29 changes and fixes and enables the Moment 5 features for every user. Now is the moment when we panic
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Now is the moment when we panic
I think I'll go to make popcorn.  
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Chris, no :popcorn: emojii?
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🍿🍿
Endly something useful in Windows...
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AutoCodeRover is a fully automated approach for resolving GitHub issues (bug fixing and feature addition) where LLMs are combined with analysis and debugging capabilities to prioritize patch locations ultimately leading to a patch. Time for (another) AI to come over
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Should we edit Randall's XKCD: Standards to replace it with AIs?
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Tech stocks go ever higher, but how much of that is due to real gains and how much is because of layoffs done in the foolish hope that generative AI tools can replace workers? Or just along for the ride?
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Article wrote: nd how much is because of layoffs done in the foolish hope that generative AI tools can replace workers?
Maybe they should ask the "technical writer" of the item a couple of messages below
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I'm so glad I don't work in a tech company.
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Intel’s latest chips seem to have issues with Fortnite and many other Unreal Engine games. The faster they go, the crashier they get
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Quote: Intel’s latest chips seem to have issues with Fortnite
There is going to be a big user base totally pissed off.
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The impact of generative AI and low-code/no-code tools sigh... just...sigh
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