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den2k88 wrote: At least in terms of body count.
specially after a couple of hours of lan party... 
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LAN parties were stifling 20 years ago when computers didn't heat as much as today. Add the cheap pizza and beers plus stale smoke... brings back memories.
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I still am open to meet with friends and have a lan party in someones dininng room or basement
What I haven't is the time and disponibility I had before... 
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Smell-O-vision
I had a colleague in the mid-90's who suggested that we build such a device. He called it a "Smell Blaster", after the "Sound Blaster" audio cards.
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Inductive programming can liberate users from performing tedious and repetitive tasks. That's where you move the program in a magnetic field to generate better code
Or something like that
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Quote: Inductive programming (IP) is an interdisciplinary domain of research in computer science, artificial intelligence, and cognitive science that studies the automatic synthesis of computer programs from examples and background knowledge
They forgot to mention quantum computing in the buzzword bingo
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Kent Sharkey wrote: you move the program in a magnetic field to generate better code
and you scale applications by using larger and larger capacitors?
Software Zen: delete this;
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A Flux Capacitor is used for enterprise level applications.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I'd like to be inductively decoupled from management. I keep getting repetitive tasks.
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Microsoft says the Russian 'Midnight Blizzard' hacking group recently accessed some of its internal systems and source code repositories using authentication secrets stolen during a January cyberattack. Will they be providing an apology? (to the Russian hackers)
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How was it about the SDL a couple of messages below?  
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Since Russia can't buy Windows due to sanctions they'll just steal the source code.
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Quote: ...attack that allowed access to a legacy non-production test tenant account [that] did not have multi-factor authentication enabled...
Why, Microsoft?
Quote: ...Midnight Blizzard is attempting to use secrets of different types it has found. Some of these secrets were shared between customers and Microsoft in email...
Oh, Microsoft!
Employees are the weakest link in security, even in those who preach to the rest of us.
There are no solutions, only trade-offs. - Thomas Sowell
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
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A new study suggests that forecasting the future is a task that could well be outsourced to generative AI. That poorly?
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Toss a coin with your hands, toss a coin with LLMs...
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Toss a coin to your witcher?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Can we ask which lottery ticket is going to hit next week? Asking for a friend
On the other hand...
The paradox of knowing what is going to happen can actually cause that happening... (I liked some aspects in the script of: Paycheck (2003) - IMDb[^])
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It’s been 20 years since we introduced the Microsoft Security Development Lifecycle (SDL)—a set of practices and tools that help developers build more secure software, now used industry-wide. Do as we say, not as we do
Evolving into a crocoduck, it seems some days
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Evolving into a crocoduck
German version is way cooler: eierlegende Wollmilchsau (eWMS) | ValueProfilePlus[^] Sorry... translation as homewowrk for you
Kent Sharkey wrote: Do as we say, not as we do
I was told that a couple of times by the police 
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Microsoft veteran Dave Plummer has shared a photo of the Corvette bought by Zip folder support work in Windows and reminded us that, 30 years later, some of the code is probably still running in the operating system. Write ZIPpy code, get zippy car
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The Register wrote: 30 years later, some of the code is probably still running in the operating system.
Never touch a running system?  
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Obviously couldn't afford a Red Barchetta.
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Claude: "This pizza topping 'fact' may have been inserted as a joke or to test if I was paying attention." Do not taunt AI
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And if... do it only before you feed war tactics with video games or Sci-Fi films / books 
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