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The scathing report concludes that Microsoft’s security culture needs an overhaul. Coulda, woulda, shoulda
But in their defense: AI!
When in doubt, AI!
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Microsoft and Quantinuum correct problems when entangling pairs of qubits. Uhm...good? Time to break out the gold stars and participation awards
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Each of the six floors of Building 41 is themed after a stage in the development of computing. They'll have to add a new floor for AI
I know I'm obtuse, but I never did notice that about the walls
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Kent Sharkey wrote: They'll have to add a new floor for AI
They should make it build itself.
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David O'Neil wrote: They should make it build itself.
Not a good idea. It'll probably hallucinate its own building code.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Adobe has been testing new AI features in its apps for Windows 11, 10 and other platforms. It will scan them for stuff and giggles (you know, the usual reasons)
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Generative AI promises to be transformative for software development, but only if we ensure that all code is analyzed, tested, and reviewed. What could possibly be a way of avoiding the dangers of AI-generated code?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: What could possibly be a way of avoiding the dangers of AI-generated code?
Just use what you find on SO. Old-school all the way.
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Where SO actually answers the question, rather than insult the questioner, its answers range from wrong to brilliant.
AI has a similar record, but (usually) with better manners.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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oh this made me giggle.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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The high-profile creator of magnetic media gave it up nearly three decades ago Kids these days will never know the joy of, "Insert the next disk and press ENTER"
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Disk read error on 15/15. Process aborted.
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The horror. The HORROR!
TTFN - Kent
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15/15?
Ha!
How to tell me you did never install Linux from floppy disks.
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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Windows 95 Plus! had 27
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
The shortest horror story: On Error Resume Next
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Firmware security firm Binarly has released a free online scanner to detect Linux executables impacted by the XZ Utils supply chain attack, tracked as CVE-2024-3094. Because it's The Year of the Linux Hack
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Radicle has announced the launch of Radicle 1.0, which it says will transform how developers publish and distribute open-source code, AI models, and research. All the Git, none of the Hub
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Device Bound Session Credentials (DBSC) will make stealing your cookies more difficult. Well, protect you from *other companies* stealing your cookies
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We are excited to announce our new C# for Certification email learning series. Because you deserve to be certified
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Where is Dilbert when you need it... 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Anyone can now use ChatGPT even without an OpenAI account. You still need an account for DALL-E 3, though. The first hit, etc.
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Xbox employees have been testing a virtual chatbot that can help with support queries and game refunds. Now you won't even need another human to hear 'Yo mama' jokes
Although how a chatbot will t-bag people, I'm not certain.
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Imagine playing a racing game like Mario Kart, using only your brain to execute the complex series of turns in a lap. *no drilling required
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Am I the only one thinking "this is going to go south in 3, 2, ..."?
On a second thought I searched for a nice meme of Stallone and Bullock in the "intime" scene of demolition man, but found nothing worthy.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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